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Pig posts week-old photos, because he's totally in MKE right now

BudDickman

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I know when I go to a nice restaurant, I fully expect my plain steamed rice to be served in the shape of a snowball. What the fuck is it with these places?
That's actually normal with Latin American food. But it doesn't really matter with fat ass. They could give him a turd wrapped in a corn husk and he wouldn't know the difference. I remember he posted photos of absolutely disgusting looking "Cuban" food from some dump in Milwaukee.
 
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Yeah, how the hell does he keep finding places that do this? And why doesn’t anything he ever eats look good no matter where it is?
Why do they always go to restaurants that remind me of what it would be like if an applebees tried to make "ethnic meals". Fucking midwest rubes. Fat, lazy, dumb and fat.

Guys, he has to eat food like this. Mama Raven's Special Boy has a Special Palate. Genuine ethnic foods don't agree with it. That's why he eats gas station Indian food and these "ethnic" meals that look just like the slop he makes at his house. Some sort of cubed chicken slathered in sauce with pre-formed rice. Well done steak. No wonder he's fat.
 

TomFromNawlins

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None of those look good. And the unnecessary balsamic reduction scribble on any plate post 2002 is the sign of a shithole. Fat shows how poor and uncultured he is by thinking this swill is decent restaurant fare. Fucking fat peasant.
Only thing more played out than the scribble/drizzle is the spoon push, where a bit of sauce or puree is dropped on the plate and then spread out with the back of a spoon to try and add some artsy flare. I'm sure Pat would oooh and aaah at it. Or oink and aaah.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Lol what is it? I wanna know
It's chicken Pad Thai, with mung bean sprouts and a wedge of lime. The cutlery's done for tourists, too - chopsticks which Thais don't use, and a fork but no knife because it's rude in Thai culture to have a knife on the table.

...or so Uncle Paul says.
 
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