Pig has NOT been repressing his homosexuality since his youth. OK, BIGOTS!??

[RobertMewler]

 

[Coonskin]

Wow he's always looked like a fag

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Years ago my cousin and his wife lived with me for a minute. My girl at the time and I would go out with them. One night we hit this bar that wound up being a gay bar. It was our new spot for a bit. These fags hooked us up. Great drinks, cool dudes, whatever. But the bar had 6(!) bowls of condoms and another bowl in the bathroom. I asked what was up with that and I guess it's normal in fag bars. They're just such reprehensible whores and will fuck whoever.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Question: How do we coerce him into growing the goatee back?

 

[Coonskin]

Question: How do we coerce him into growing the goatee back?

We start rubbing it in his face that he can't grow a goatee and then he'll prove us all "wrong"

 

[guest]

We start rubbing it in his face that he can't grow a goatee and then he'll prove us all "wrong"

That's a great idea, but it doesn't matter.

Patrick is so Low T these days he barely has to shave. His face is smoother than a baby's ass. Only a man's man like Jon Snyder can sport a handsome goatee or beard.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Years ago my cousin and his wife lived with me for a minute. My girl at the time and I would go out with them. One night we hit this bar that wound up being a gay bar. It was our new spot for a bit. These fags hooked us up. Great drinks, cool dudes, whatever. But the bar had 6(!) bowls of condoms and another bowl in the bathroom. I asked what was up with that and I guess it's normal in fag bars. They're just such reprehensible whores and will fuck whoever.

Actually, now that I think about it I don't want to paint a negative light on the queers. @CarolMaxheinie how true is my story?

 

[fusciasomething]

Nice somehow uglier than Penn Jillette look, stupid

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Wow he's always looked like a fag

"looked like"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"looked like"

He's the (equivalent of) 2 guys that can tell you what you ate for dinner by the sweat in your ass crack.

Hypothesis. He eats better ass than Brinton.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Years ago my cousin and his wife lived with me for a minute. My girl at the time and I would go out with them. One night we hit this bar that wound up being a gay bar. It was our new spot for a bit. These fags hooked us up. Great drinks, cool dudes, whatever. But the bar had 6(!) bowls of condoms and another bowl in the bathroom. I asked what was up with that and I guess it's normal in fag bars. They're just such reprehensible whores and will fuck whoever.

yeah. They’re men.

 

[guest]

I really want an explanation from Ade about why she married this fat goof.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If my best friend in the world did that to me just joking around I'd punch him in the fucking throat. In most of the pictures of him with other guys, they're always putting their arms around eachother and doing queer shit like this.

 

[RobertMewler]

If my best friend in the world did that to me just joking around I'd punch him in the fucking throat. In most of the pictures of him with other guys, they're always putting their arms around eachother and doing queer shit like this.

 

[Udders]

I really want an explanation from Ade about why she married this fat goof.

Think of how stupid and misguided people are in their very early 20s. Now realize you're dealing with Wisconsin natives (apologies to all us local Badger State homies).

 

[guest]

I really want an explanation from Ade about why she married this fat goof.

Because she got tired of her mom hounding her about settling down so she gave in to the first person who gave her any attention

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Is he playing with Pats pepperoni nips?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This one isn't as overtly homoerotic, but it's still pretty gay. Just look at him. Someone once described this as the real Patrick... an awkward dork who tries and fails to be funny.

We know now that there is no "real" Patrick. He is more like a bag full of hollow lies and globs of fat. And many pictures where he's feeling up or getting felt up by other "men," apparently.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I definitely see the merit in the theories that Fat is a closeted gay. What makes that theory fascinating is that it implies that Fatrick, despite his performative allyship, views homosexuality as a weakness or character defect. Like his ADD. He can manufacture having gay friends, trans friends, friends who suffer from mental illness. But Mama Raven's special boy is a completely whole heterosexual male and has none of these sexual nor mental defects. If you disagree, it's because he gets far more strange than you, child.

He further exemplifies this in his tweets from just a few years ago, wherein he uses homosexuality (Ben Shapiro has a crush on me, child!) as an insult. Of course, when Fatrick says problematic things like that, they've been taken out of context and twisted to be bigoted and hateful. But when someone who disagrees with him makes similar assertions, they're Nazis. He's fat and retarded.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

A nice goatee would really help cover up that Homer Simpson mouth made of flab at the bottom of your face, Pat.