Pig eating his morning slop in the alley

[TomFromNawlins]

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Do you think he researched whether bangers and mash would be appropriate for his Tiny Tim timeline? And by researched I mean stuffing his face with a few helpings while checking Wikipedia.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Do you think he researched whether bangers and mash would be appropriate for his Tiny Tim timeline? And by researched I mean stuffing his face with a few helpings while checking Wikipedia.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Of course he went to a Wetherspoons. And those are ale taps, Fat.

Jesus Christ what a fat tube

 

[Treat Yourself]

That Star Wars mug bugs me. I hope he drops it while doing something autistic and fat and it shatters into a million pieces. Then his pig instincts would kick in and he'd roll around in the hot coffee.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That Star Wars mug bugs me. I hope he drops it while doing something autistic and fat and it shatters into a million pieces. Then his pig instincts would kick in and he'd roll around in the hot coffee.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That Star Wars mug bugs me. I hope he drops it while doing something autistic and fat and it shatters into a million pieces. Then his pig instincts would kick in and he'd roll around in the hot coffee.

Pig has a sensiTive tummy. He drinks tea

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pig has a sensiTive tummy. He drinks tea

Not true.

Its because he went to england

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Not true.

Its because he went to england

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I guess I stand correcTed but I remember somewhere he said coffee upsets his stomach.

 

[JohnDoe62]

You can feel the arrogance in the picture. The same as if a regular person was over looking Central Park in NYC. This pig really is a retard, like legit retarded and sometimes we overlook that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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The picture on the bottom is just your average store bought English muffin.

Not true.

Its because he went to england

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Is this retard not aware of the stigma surrounding Mountain Dew and the faggots who drink it regularly? It's literally only fucking losers like Pat and Shane Nokes who drink the shit. Like, I'll have a can every once in a blue moon, but I'm not gonna let anyone see me drinking it and I'm always instantly reminded how it feels like you're ingesting something you shouldn't be. Nobody needs that much sugar and then you have actual retards like Shane and Pat drinking fuckloads of it and even making it a part of their personality. I've said it before but people who don't prefer to drink water are fucking stupid. I just don't get them. Water is the best thing in the world.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I guess I stand correcTed but I remember somewhere he said coffee upsets his stomach.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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No coffee. Shoe-leather steak. Bite-sized chicken always coated in some sugary sauce. And super-sweet apples combined with more sugar to make a pie.

Toddler palate taking brekkie on some pallet chairs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No coffee. Shoe-leather steak. Bite-sized chicken always coated in some sugary sauce. And super-sweet apples combined with more sugar to make a pie.

Toddler palate taking brekkie on some pallet chairs.

Yep, he thinks he has a refined palate but he just orders basic shit that he knows he already likes. He claims he is a "foodie" but its not because he is adventurous when he orders. Its just because he is fat and eats more calories than he burns.

 

[RickReternal]

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Jesus Christ. He had to tell Niki to take that picture.

Also his tits lol

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jesus Christ. He had to tell Niki to take that picture.View attachment 193212
Also his tits lol

Its also nice that he had to have his filthy hat in the photo to really class it up.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Yep, he thinks he has a refined palate but he just orders basic shit that he knows he already likes. He claims he is a "foodie" but its not because he is adventurous when he orders. Its just because he is fat and eats more calories than he burns.

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"The foodie scene in Milwaukee is excelelnt."

Bullshit. Look up any list of 'best food cities in america' and you'll find the expected cities: Chicago, New York, etc and you'll even find some obscure or usually overlooked cities like Louisville or Denver. You'll never see Milwaukee.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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"Airated the beers".

Dis nigga..

 

[Meade Skelton]

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Jesus Christ. He had to tell Niki to take that picture.View attachment 193212
Also his tits lol

He looks like an aged up kyle rittenhouse

 

[Josef Kuminski]

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This is the best thing about Pat. Everything he tries to LARP as is just a caricature of the real thing. He’s so retarded and inept, it almost becomes silly how bad he wants to be considered everything he is isn’t; a fat uneducated rube from a flyover state.