Pig and Stinky went to see The Cure last night

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat thinks "just like heaven" is a deep cut

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

The balls on these lowlifes to file a payment plan with a collections lawyer and then talk about planning vacations next year and going to concerts. And then TO DOCUMENT it all on social media. Idiots.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also does Pat know that diet and exercise are "the cure" to obesity?

Ya know what, somebody should tell Robert Smith that too

 

[Brooke Shields]

They both don't have jobs

 

[PickleRickle]

Awwww she took him out of the house so that he would stop sperging at Leslie for a few hours. It cost them a few hundred dollars of entertainment to pry Rick away from gettting blown out all night.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Clearly this was for Niki and he was just tagging along. I bet her and her exboyfriend that was in a band loved this band. Pat had no idea she was thinking about that guy and all those good memories during that concert while pat was trying to plan his next tweet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have zero interest in seeing the fat, out of breath, faggot versions of bands anymore. It's miserable.

Not all old bands count as a fat, out of breath, faggot version of themselves though. I'd go see Alice Cooper again, I'd go see Iron Maiden again, when I saw Ozzy he was already getting old but he put on an awesome show.

I just always think about Guns n Roses. Like, why fucking bother?

Also, I'd rather be stabbed than pay to see The Cure at their peak.

 

[PogromStallone]

Pigs Dont Cry.

 

[EraGodless]

I have zero interest in seeing the fat, out of breath, faggot versions of bands anymore. It's miserable.

Not all old bands count as a fat, out of breath, faggot version of themselves though. I'd go see Alice Cooper again, I'd go see Iron Maiden again, when I saw Ozzy he was already getting old but he put on an awesome show.

I just always think about Guns n Roses. Like, why fucking bother?

Also, I'd rather be stabbed than pay to see The Cure at their peak.

Welcome to Bojangles

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I have zero interest in seeing the fat, out of breath, faggot versions of bands anymore. It's miserable.

Not all old bands count as a fat, out of breath, faggot version of themselves though. I'd go see Alice Cooper again, I'd go see Iron Maiden again, when I saw Ozzy he was already getting old but he put on an awesome show.

I just always think about Guns n Roses. Like, why fucking bother?

Also, I'd rather be stabbed than pay to see The Cure at their peak.

Ozzy reputedly used body doubles for years.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

At TGI Fridays I'm in Love.

 

[PickleRickle]

Ozzy reputedly used body doubles for years.

Get the fuck outta here, really? Thats gross. Would be funny if the person that burned Jim all those years ago was Fake Ozzy.
The current live shows of Motley Cru are suicide demanding.
I am still mad as fuck that my Ozzfest 2005 date was cancelled and I never got to see Iron Maiden and Sabbath share the same stage. I wont ever let that go.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get the fuck outta here, really? Thats gross. Would be funny if the person that burned Jim all those years ago was Fake Ozzy.
The current live shows of Motley Cru are suicide demanding.
I am still mad as fuck that my Ozzfest 2005 date was cancelled and I never got to see Iron Maiden and Sabbath share the same stage. I wont ever let that go.

I saw Motley Crue twice when the Carnival of Sins thing was going. I enjoyed it but without all the theatrics I probably wouldn't have. Fat Vince Neil doesn't say the actual lyrics most of the time, he literally just goes "hee ha ha huh hay oh" and I'm pretty sure Nikki Sixx isn't even playing his bass live. He just does his gay rockstar poses with it. Carmine Appice has apparently really been calling Nikki Sixx out on a lot of shit lately. Apparently Carol Kaye played all of the bass parts on the first three Motley Crue albums.

Bob Rock pretty much confirmed that. He said Nikki straight up told him that he doesn't know how to play bass and Bob Rock made him learn.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ozzy reputedly used body doubles for years.

I wanna believe it was really Ozzy I saw. It was when I was in like grade 8. He still had Zakk Wylde and Mike Bordin. He kept doing the buckets of water thing and he took a tea break on the stage at one point with a little saucer and everything.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat's favorite song is probably Friday I'm in Love and he thinks Disintegration is their worst album.

 

[PickleRickle]

I wanna believe it was really Ozzy I saw. It was when I was in like grade 8. He still had Zakk Wylde and Mike Bordin. He kept doing the buckets of water thing and he took a tea break on the stage at one point with a little saucer and everything.

I cant see Zakk being cool with doing tours with a stand-in. But then again he's known for being the gang leader of a fake motorcycle club (yuck)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I cant see Zakk being cool with doing tours with a stand-in. But then again he's known for being the gang leader of a fake motorcycle club (yuck)

I was such a stereotypical metal head fag that for a long time, Zakk Wylde was pretty much my hero. He eventually wrote an autobiography and it turns out he's like pretty well retarded. They really cleaned up a lot of his brain damage in Guitar World.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat's favorite song is probably Friday I'm in Love and he thinks Disintegration is their worst album.

Pat never listened to this wrist cutting music.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Love Fats