Piecing together Pat's career in "Healthcare"

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat often claims to be an expert about health care because he actually worked in the field. He sold insurance, though, and therefore did not work in health care, but let's ignore that right now and try to get a timeline going for Pat's career.

Looks like his career began in 2002:

Then he "took off five straight years" to work on his first book, which was published in 2015. So, working backwards, he quit in 2010. Pat's career in "healthcare" lasted from 2002-2010:

He survived those five years from 2010-2015 because of his "renewal income":

Uhhh, but wait. In 2020, he claimed he has "been in healthcare for 15 years now".

So let's revise the timeline, then. 2005-2020? I guess he wasn't in healthcare from 2002-2005, and I guess he never quit in 2010?

Hmm, wait. So he did "quit [his] office job"? Now, I'm confused. He just claimed that he was still selling insurance in 2020. So did he quit or not? If he did quit, when did he do it?

Ok, cool. Some clarity from a tweet in 2017. He held his previous job until his "first book was published two years ago", ie, 2015. We lost the years 2002-2005, but we've re-gained 2010-2015. New timeline 2005-2015. Glad we cleared that up!

Wait, what the fuck? As of 2020, he's been selling for 15 years? Alright, fine. He's back to 2005-2020 and he never quit to pursue his writing career.

Tweet from 2019, been in for 15 years. Fuck it, new timeline: 2004-2019.

FUCK. Tweet from 2017, "fifteen years experience". Health care career 2002-2017.

Tweet from 2020, claims his full time job for the last five years is writing. NEW timeline: 2002-2015.

Fuck it. I give up.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Now maybe I’m wrong here but, it’s almost like, he’s a fat lying pig. Crazy I know. Almost as crazy as how fat he is. Fat.

 

[guest]

Well then you're a DISHONEST CUNT!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

There's also a tweet (i think from 2020 or 2021) I remember but I couldn't find where he claimed that he has been in health care for 15 years and "talks to doctors every day". If anyone can provide it, I'd be much obliged.

 

[Bigsmooth]

You're in MY house

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Less to defend the Pig and more to attempt to dig through his fat fucking technicalities, he says he still has his license and "many never quit them" doesn't say that he had quit. He lies so much though that it gets confusing.

"Shit to do"

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Less to defend the Pig and more to attempt to dig through his fat fucking technicalities, he says he still has his license and "many never quit them" doesn't say that he had quit. He lies so much though that it gets confusing.

He calls it "my previous job before my first book was published two years ago". If he didn't quit, it wouldn't be a "previous job". At least, that is my reading. All of his tweets about this are coded in "Patspeak", full of technicalities and weasel words, so it's hard to understand what he's saying.

 

[Harry Powell]

He’s a lying faggot and was a predatory salesman. Not only that, but as someone just selling the plans he has no experience with the actual coding and billing.

Pat, you’re a loser faggot - you’ve never achieved anything in your life.

 

[Brooke Shields]

to be fair, hard to keep track of something that doesn't exist

 

[guest]

Say what you want about Thick... but at least she tried to build a business. Imagine building a business and recruiting fat chicks to blog while your husband tweets from under a pink blanket all day. That's stress. I don't care what anyone says.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

I’m surprised he doesn’t also include lifeguarding as part of his health care experience.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

2:18 PM. He is not a man. He's not even a parody of a man. He's a lazy, shiftless pussy bitch bum who is petrified at the prospect of employment, consequences, or parental responsibility.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

See the problem with that is, child, we already figured that out.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Imagine how many bratwurst farts those poor cats have to inhale

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He says “in and around” healthcare since ‘02. This could mean that he just knew a guy that was in healthcare

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He says “in and around” healthcare since ‘02. This could mean that he just knew a guy that was in healthcare

Knowing Pat it could mean that he went for a mammogram in 2002.

"i was around healthcare, child"

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I'M ONLY ASKING QUESTIONS HERE!!!

BUT DIDN'T PATRICK RENEW HIS INSURANCE SALESMAN LICENSE IN 2020, YEARS AFTER LETTING IT EXPIRE, SO THAT HE COULD FILE FOR A PPP LOAN? BECAUSE IF HE DID, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FRAUD TO ME.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He calls it "my previous job before my first book was published two years ago". If he didn't quit, it wouldn't be a "previous job". At least, that is my reading. All of his tweets about this are coded in "Patspeak", full of technicalities and weasel words, so it's hard to understand what he's saying.

You're picking up what I'm putting down, brotherman. "Previous job," in Patspeak, could just mean that he considered writing and standup comedy to be his "real job" at that time. He's retarded and publicly claimed to have shit his pants.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Sometimes you see a post, start scrolling and you say in your head 'oh Jesus'

This is one of those

 

[Stent]

Everything is a Technicality Tomlinson.

In and around healthcare could mean anything at all. Experience with prescription drugs is getting his BP meds or Niki's suicide denial meds. He quit his "office job" but now he does the same job from the couch under a pink blankie. Not an office job if it's not in an office, child. Reading the ACA is the same argument he makes about reading the constitution. Lecture about the emergency department because he sold insurance. And so on, and so on.

I could say I've been in and around healthcare my whole life because I was born in a hospital and not a Wisconsin piggery barn.