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Lamont & Tonelli

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pfg-tv.com said:
PFG-TV.COM is DESIGNED and HOSTED by CYBER VISIONS 2000 of CHIPPEWA FALLS!!! MARTHA and GARY have been designing WEBSITES since 1993! PFG-SCIPLES who mention SCORCH will get a free Adobe Flash splash page with any 5 year hosting contract!!!

SCORCH'S PFG-TV PFG-TV.COM WEBSITE is COPY RITE(AID!) SCORCH TELEVISION AND RADIO PRODUCTIONS HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA, LLC, INC. If you USE anything from this SITE, the SCORCH'S PFG-TV PFG-TV.COM TV SHOW LEGAL DEPARTMENT will SUE YOU! SCORCH is obscenely wealthy, but he DON'T mind taking EVERYTHING you have, peasant!
Scorch wrote all this himself, absolute rib ruination. Knowhaddamean :pfg_md:
 

Dr. Adam Cox

Yes, I'm trying to raise super kids
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There's a fucking fake terminal with working commands. Someone put WAY too much effort into this and deserves to be blown
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Dr. Adam Cox

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Holy shit. "RUN SPONSORBREAK" will bring up a random advertisement. TYFYS whoever did this, you're a real PFG-sciple. I haven't messed with BASIC style command line since like elementary school, so if anyone knows how to bring up a list of usable "programs" that would be PFG.
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catalog, d1
catalog, d2

then its "run" with word that's after the alphanumeric string, so "run aboutpfgtv"

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there's also some other "system" level functions like delete, list, goto, home, and open. There is no reason to code specific non-funny errors for shit like goto and open, but they're there anyway. Whoever made this apparently had an issue with seemingly valid functions returning a syntax error, and I respect that. All of the commands are in https://www.pfg-tv.com/shared/js/scorch.js
 

Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
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What the fuck? Did you make this? Are you u/pfg-sciple?
Whichever brothaman made this did a fucking great job. Its so perfectly bad.
I was just listening to one of the scorch comps and the thumbail had a pfg-tv.com banner so i tried it. I was surprised at the amount of work that must have gone into it. I assumed that I would get hammered for bringing up something that was already discussed here but since a search for "website" in this thread came up with zilch, I posted it.
 
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