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I bet you didnt actually tell him what to do. You probably said something like "please do it" without any badass ultimatum and then he didnt do it and years later you're telling everyone the above lies.After I bought my first house, the nice old couple next door let their junky, drug addict son move in after a few months. This utter faggot would sit in the backyard, smoke darts, listen to depressing rock music and "practice bow hunting" with a shitty plastic bow and dart set. I couldn't come home from a fawkin long day swinging a hammer without hearing some faggot Puddle of Mudd song blasting off a cheap Bluetooth. When Halloween came around his routine stayed the same except he bought a smoke machine and put lights up in the backyard. FAGGOT. After a week I came home and he decided to wrap the lights around my fucking fence on my property. I told him I wanted them down or I was gonna cut them down, I didn't stop walking or even look in his direction, when I got to the door I said "30 minutes, retard." He didn't take them down so I grabbed my new Stihl weed whacker, and shredded them (don't worry about the fence, it was old and after I power washed the thing you couldn't even see the cuts and scratches from the line trimmer). He died of an OD a year or so later. GOOD
wwaw putting your co workers stapler in jelloI use industrial superglue to glue faggy objects to my coworkers toolboxes to cause confusion, in-fighting and general directionless seethe. Kids toys usually do the trick, or gay girly tiny statues.
Another good bit is drawing caricatures of your coworkers having gay sex on the bathroom stalls.
I never meant to imply I made a badass Fatrick statement, the guy was a spaced out white trash druggy it was more exasperation that this loser went out of his way to use my property for his gay shit. We openly didn't like each other but I liked his parents, even if they were naive codependents. Nice try wit da hate thoI bet you didnt actually tell him what to do. You probably said something like "please do it" without any badass ultimatum and then he didnt do it and years later you're telling everyone the above lies.
"First house" yeah, you were probably squatting.
That was probably one of us thenthe guy was a spaced out white trash druggy
Show us your titsI have to go into work one day a week in the shithole slum called Downtown KCMO.
Pull into my usual paid parking lot and it is very full. Which is unusual post Plandemic.
See a bitch (know it was a woman and a negress by pattern recognition) double parked. Black Audi with the chainlink license plate surround.
Get pissed off that I have to park farther out in the parking lot due to this bitch.
Take out my matte long wearing wand lipstick and leave her a little message across her entire back windshield. Wrote "Double parked Cunt." Haven't seen her double parked since.
Parked over by that Grinders, yeah?I have to go into work one day a week in the shithole slum called Downtown KCMO.
Pull into my usual paid parking lot and it is very full. Which is unusual post Plandemic.
See a bitch (know it was a woman and a negress by pattern recognition) double parked. Black Audi with the chainlink license plate surround.
Get pissed off that I have to park farther out in the parking lot due to this bitch.
Take out my matte long wearing wand lipstick and leave her a little message across her entire back windshield. Wrote "Double parked Cunt." Haven't seen her double parked since.
Nah. Over by 11th Street.Parked over by that Grinders, yeah?
reminds me of getting banned from a forum back in the day. nigger mod was sassy when he banned me and a few years later i looked up the forum and saw a sticky commemorating him. he left behind a wife and kidsI posted this in the thread when he died, but I got one over on Aaron Carter.
In fourth grade, my fawkin chick broke up with me because I “wasn’t as hot as Aaron Carter.” 20 years later, he nodded off and drowned in the bathtub. I win.
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