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"Petty Revenge" stories

DMAN

DMAN

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- Had one of those weird cold wars with a bitch where you refuse to speak to each other for years. The relationship in which The DMAN poured the most time, attention, money, etc. with a girl who turned out to be a demon The DMAN was blinded to, because she was hot (many such cases.) One time she bragged about how she loves ignoring people who need to talk to her, or ignoring her old friends. This stuck with The DMAN. So after we broke up, never spoke to one another, recently she tried reaching out, and The DMAN put her on the pay no mind list just for that one memory alone, just for the karma boost. She got way fat and old looking anyway. The DMAN looks exactly the same. That's what we do now.
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- Elementary school, annoying cunt spanish teacher who would always be passive aggressive and hand out extra work to everyone with her double chin was slobbing about during our class Pizza Party. It must have been a holiday or something because it was one of those workless days, we were all sitting at our tables each with a box of pizza. This piggy teacher was always extra rude to The DMAN. So she hobbles by, and popped open the pizza box we had on our little table. We had one slice left. She fatly said something about stealing that piece of pizza if its still there... She walked away, distracted. The DMAN licked the pizza and left it. Fatty came back for it and as she reached for it, all the kids looked at The DMAN, and one of them started saying something but she stopped herself. The kids didn't try to stop her because she was a hateable pig. To The DMAN's knowledge, fat spic teacher never found out. I GOTCHA LAST!!!!!
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- When The DMAN was a young teen, he was part of some dopey online video game fan club. There was a bunch of drama that went down where they kicked the Little DBOY out of the group. It wasn't until very recently that The DMAN remembered the name of the site, so he got curious and searched it up. He found it shockingly still hosted, even stranger that the recent posts had ended months after he was kicked out, and the recent posts tab told the story of the club devolving into chaos with some even expressing regret over The Little DBOY's exile, vindicating him from any wrongdoing. That one unlocked a forgotten memory and actually gave The DMAN weird closure to a stupid vague childhood memory. Maybe we got off on da wrong foot?
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- When The DMAN worked at a retail giant as a DYOUTH and had to field phone calls from dopey threatening boomers over their grievances.. If they got too mouthy over the phone The DMAN would just Cancel their order, refund whatever and tell them to have a blessed day. But without hanging up, so you can hear them go through the Five Stages of grief realizing the time and energy they just wasted arguing with a teenaged wagey will likely delay them securing those funds for 3-5 business days if it was a particular type of transaction. Threatening TOUGH GUY Phone Faggots got real steamed over that little move. This happened many times, if anyone asked The DMAN would just claim the customer must have called in to cancel the order with another attendant. Ya gotta confuse the faggotito behind the counter.
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- The DMAN just looked up "when were tagless t-shirts invented" and it seems that it wasn't until 2002 that society deemed thick, crusty fibers scratching the back of your neck inappropriate for daily wardrobe. Back in the days, The DMAN as a DBOY of 8 or 9 used to be chastised and ridiculed for actually snipping the tags off his t-shirts with scissors, earning him the ire of his parents who would ask why he was always doing that. "It's just a tag!!!!!" It turned out recently The DMAN's own DFATHER recalled that The DMAN invented going tagless before it was invented, and even gave him props for enduring the abuse from others who just didn't understand the method to the madness until the corporations made billions off of the same idea. The garment martyr The DMAN.

On a lighter and more On-Topic note, it seems that everyone who goes out of their way to attack, tease, or unfairly slight The DMAN on this forum eventually sees an early demise, or some type of karmic correction for their behavior against one of God's favorite creations: The DMAN. Think of any poster on here who has gone after The DMAN... Most of them aren't even with us anymore. That speaks to the O&A energy that The DMAN carries the torch for. It's the Dave Hermans of the world trying to make us look like the bad guy because we're having a few laughs at peoples expense, who are actually hiding real skeletons in their own closets (or should The DMAN say "Hard Drives?")

Alright, Now some of you please carry your own weight in this thread, and hand over some juicy details of when everybody came to you and said that "we were wrong. And you, you were right."

The DMAN will hang up and listen to your answer.
 
DMAN

DMAN

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Mass.gov said:
Dyouth got a boqster's ribs...btw "dayouth" literally means FAGGOT/CUCK in Arabic (look it up)

Dayouth - Wikipedia

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Well The DMAN has certainly never been a Dayouth.

Single Action Army said:
One rib = u aint read allat πŸ‘‡πŸ˜‚
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A celebration of illiteracy. White niggers can’t feel superior to strong black power if they cower from a few paragraphs. Earn your keep and read the post, assclown. Show the respect to The DMAN. With 20 years in the business, jabrone.
 
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Not so much of a petty situation, but when I was living in Colorado and paying rent to some leasing office, they lost my check and put a notice on my door. I told them I put the check in the slot, they insisted I didn't. I tell them I'll pay cash right there on the spot, they said no and told me I needed to get a money order.

I go to the grocery store and pay to get a money order and gave it to them. A day later they call to apologize and say they found my check. I asked them if they could reimburse me the $3 to get the money order they said no.

That night I go outside the building to the parking lot, the leasing office is at basement level with windows that look toward the parking lot. I walked over to the windows and broke 2 of them by kicking them in. Next morning as I'm heading to work I see some window company installing new windows for the office.

They definitely spent more than $3 to replace the windows.
 
Mick_Mickerson

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aRTie02150 said:
Not so much of a petty situation, but when I was living in Colorado and paying rent to some leasing office, they lost my check and put a notice on my door. I told them I put the check in the slot, they insisted I didn't. I tell them I'll pay cash right there on the spot, they said no and told me I needed to get a money order.

I go to the grocery store and pay to get a money order and gave it to them. A day later they call to apologize and say they found my check. I asked them if they could reimburse me the $3 to get the money order they said no.

That night I go outside the building to the parking lot, the leasing office is at basement level with windows that look toward the parking lot. I walked over to the windows and broke 2 of them by kicking them in. Next morning as I'm heading to work I see some window company installing new windows for the office.

They definitely spent more than $3 to replace the windows.
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Nice way to get caught for vandalism on their security cameras.
 
Dog Eater

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I was renting a place and this malding faggot cuck next door was constantly knocking on the door and accusing us of placing garbage in his wheelie bin. This had happened once when we first moved in and someone got mixed up which one was which. All the bins were right next to each other and accessible from the street so anyone walking past would put trash like food wrappers in them (this concept may be foreign to some of the darker skinned people reading this). Anyway this fuck would pull this shit like once a month and it was never ours. We moved out a year later, then 6 months after that I drove by the place early in the morning after I knew bins had been collected and stole his fucking bin from the kerb and chucked it into some deep bushes. I later saw that he had moved out which was a shame because I was planning to do it to several of his replacement bins too, I guess I’ll never get full satisfaction on that one.

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I had a situation last week where I found a middle aged guy camping in a van in a public car park for some property my company does some contracting for. I introduced myself and asked him very nicely if he could park across the road instead so we could do our work without him there. He screamed at me to fuck off, said to call the cops he didn’t care and then slammed the sliding door to his van closed. Now I have dealt with police in similar situations and it takes over an hour of fucking around so instead I calmly and immediately walked around the other side of his van and put a knife through the side wall of his rear tire. Then when it got pitch black that night I went back and crawled through brush up a slope and threw rocks at his rear window before lying flat on the ground behind a tree giggling as he searched with a flashlight.

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The previous story reminds me of a similar one where I saw a car that looked a bit out of place in a parking lot, as I was looking at it the owner came running across the road to yell at me for being near his car. He swore at me and threatened to spit on me, his friend showed up too and started yelling. Well I don’t want to cause any trouble so I wished them both a good evening and departed. Then at about 3am I went back with a coworker and put a knife through the side wall of all 4 of his tires.

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I once worked at a shitty job with some decent people where you just had to make your own fun to get through the day. One of my coworkers made a little joke that was TOO FUNNY and the absolute prick supervisor spent 3+ hours going over CCTV so he could report him to management and get him fired. Me and another coworker were none too impressed with this so the next shift he was off we went through his desk and rubbed our taints and asscracks all over every single personal item he has including: his tie, his pc mouse, his razor, his breath mints and his stapler.
 
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Dog Eater said:
I was renting a place and this malding faggot cuck next door was constantly knocking on the door and accusing us of placing garbage in his wheelie bin. This had happened once when we first moved in and someone got mixed up which one was which. All the bins were right next to each other and accessible from the street so anyone walking past would put trash like food wrappers in them (this concept may be foreign to some of the darker skinned people reading this). Anyway this fuck would pull this shit like once a month and it was never ours. We moved out a year later, then 6 months after that I drove by the place early in the morning after I knew bins had been collected and stole his fucking bin from the kerb and chucked it into some deep bushes. I later saw that he had moved out which was a shame because I was planning to do it to several of his replacement bins too, I guess I’ll never get full satisfaction on that one.

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I had a situation last week where I found a middle aged guy camping in a van in a public car park for some property my company does some contracting for. I introduced myself and asked him very nicely if he could park across the road instead so we could do our work without him there. He screamed at me to fuck off, said to call the cops he didn’t care and then slammed the sliding door to his van closed. Now I have dealt with police in similar situations and it takes over an hour of fucking around so instead I calmly and immediately walked around the other side of his van and put a knife through the side wall of his rear tire. Then when it got pitch black that night I went back and crawled through brush up a slope and threw rocks at his rear window before lying flat on the ground behind a tree giggling as he searched with a flashlight.

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The previous story reminds me of a similar one where I saw a car that looked a bit out of place in a parking lot, as I was looking at it the owner came running across the road to yell at me for being near his car. He swore at me and threatened to spit on me, his friend showed up too and started yelling. Well I don’t want to cause any trouble so I wished them both a good evening and departed. Then at about 3am I went back with a coworker and put a knife through the side wall of all 4 of his tires.

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I once worked at a shitty job with some decent people where you just had to make your own fun to get through the day. One of my coworkers made a little joke that was TOO FUNNY and the absolute prick supervisor spent 3+ hours going over CCTV so he could report him to management and get him fired. Me and another coworker were none too impressed with this so the next shift he was off we went through his desk and rubbed our taints and asscracks all over every single personal item he has including: his tie, his pc mouse, his razor, his breath mints and his stapler.
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The thought of him sucking those mints extra hard to blast through the taint and ass layer....fawkkkkk
 
Africa.com

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After I bought my first house, the nice old couple next door let their junky, drug addict son move in after a few months. This utter faggot would sit in the backyard, smoke darts, listen to depressing rock music and "practice bow hunting" with a shitty plastic bow and dart set. I couldn't come home from a fawkin long day swinging a hammer without hearing some faggot Puddle of Mudd song blasting off a cheap Bluetooth. When Halloween came around his routine stayed the same except he bought a smoke machine and put lights up in the backyard. FAGGOT. After a week I came home and he decided to wrap the lights around my fucking fence on my property. I told him I wanted them down or I was gonna cut them down, I didn't stop walking or even look in his direction, when I got to the door I said "30 minutes, retard." He didn't take them down so I grabbed my new Stihl weed whacker, and shredded them (don't worry about the fence, it was old and after I power washed the thing you couldn't even see the cuts and scratches from the line trimmer). He died of an OD a year or so later. GOOD
 
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Dog Eater said:
I was renting a place and this malding faggot cuck next door was constantly knocking on the door and accusing us of placing garbage in his wheelie bin. This had happened once when we first moved in and someone got mixed up which one was which. All the bins were right next to each other and accessible from the street so anyone walking past would put trash like food wrappers in them (this concept may be foreign to some of the darker skinned people reading this). Anyway this fuck would pull this shit like once a month and it was never ours. We moved out a year later, then 6 months after that I drove by the place early in the morning after I knew bins had been collected and stole his fucking bin from the kerb and chucked it into some deep bushes. I later saw that he had moved out which was a shame because I was planning to do it to several of his replacement bins too, I guess I’ll never get full satisfaction on that one.

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I had a situation last week where I found a middle aged guy camping in a van in a public car park for some property my company does some contracting for. I introduced myself and asked him very nicely if he could park across the road instead so we could do our work without him there. He screamed at me to fuck off, said to call the cops he didn’t care and then slammed the sliding door to his van closed. Now I have dealt with police in similar situations and it takes over an hour of fucking around so instead I calmly and immediately walked around the other side of his van and put a knife through the side wall of his rear tire. Then when it got pitch black that night I went back and crawled through brush up a slope and threw rocks at his rear window before lying flat on the ground behind a tree giggling as he searched with a flashlight.

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The previous story reminds me of a similar one where I saw a car that looked a bit out of place in a parking lot, as I was looking at it the owner came running across the road to yell at me for being near his car. He swore at me and threatened to spit on me, his friend showed up too and started yelling. Well I don’t want to cause any trouble so I wished them both a good evening and departed. Then at about 3am I went back with a coworker and put a knife through the side wall of all 4 of his tires.

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I once worked at a shitty job with some decent people where you just had to make your own fun to get through the day. One of my coworkers made a little joke that was TOO FUNNY and the absolute prick supervisor spent 3+ hours going over CCTV so he could report him to management and get him fired. Me and another coworker were none too impressed with this so the next shift he was off we went through his desk and rubbed our taints and asscracks all over every single personal item he has including: his tie, his pc mouse, his razor, his breath mints and his stapler.
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