Pete Davidson is going to space

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I hope Kanye buys a ticket on the same flight and just fucks with him the whole time.

I hope he chimps out and shoots out a window, depressurizing the cabin and killing everyone

 

[UnPRePared]

Pete Davidson is a prime example of why I mostly watch old movies. Watching him makes me want to take a corkscrew to my ear canal.

You can call old actors like Sydney Greenstreet fey, but he's far more entertaining in small roles like "Maltese Falcon" and "Casablanca" than whatever that piece of shit Davidson starred in based on his life.

(And for the record, yes, I'm aware Sydney Greenstreet wasn't gay. I thought he was, but it turned out he was just British.)

 

[guest]

All that Nazi rocket science, the astrophysics, the Apollo13 sacrifices, the black budgets, the failed launches, the Billions in R&D, the Shuttle, the space race...All of that, to get Pete Davidson up in space.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why the fuck is he a thing? His SNL skits have all been shit that are quickly forgotten since he sucks and he only seems to “work” playing himself on weekend update which isn’t saying much because he’s not funny. As a stand up he’s nothing special or unique in his material or delivery. Just a massively overhyped unfunny piece of shit.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

The kikes want to make white men weak, so they try to make dweebs like him the new ideal of how men should look and behave.

Dial it back hoss, you're acting a bit paranoid.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It would be glorious of one of these billionaire toys went up like a Chinese firework on live TV.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

All that Nazi rocket science, the astrophysics, the Apollo13 sacrifices, the black budgets, the failed launches, the Billions in R&D, the Shuttle, the space race...All of that, to get Pete Davidson up in space.

Don't forget all the black women that did all the math behind the scenes, chud!

 

[Raymond]

Can't deny that the guy is living a pretty great live.

 

[alkiefuck2]

lol this fucking film, what was the twist again? his retard brother was dead from the start or something?

 

[Zeroman]

Then some kid’s dad will die trying to put the fire out

And we will be right back at square one

 

[Zombie247]

lol this fucking film, what was the twist again? his retard brother was dead from the start or something?

Yep.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Space is lit bruh

 

[RacistPigeon]

Lord, you traumatized a lot of kids my age when we watched the Challenger blow up live on tv. Doing the same to the craft carrying Pete would absolutely make up for it.

 

[guest]

Can't deny that the guy is living a pretty great live.

Nice life, stupid.

 

[Dennyislife]

All that Nazi rocket science, the astrophysics, the Apollo13 sacrifices, the black budgets, the failed launches, the Billions in R&D, the Shuttle, the space race...All of that, to get Pete Davidson up in space.

You forgot Amazon prime