Personal good news

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Did you hear about the pollock that had to sell his water skis? he couldn't find any lakes with hills

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Well anyway, Good Luckski

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nice moving to a country that can’t put in a lightbulb properly, stupid.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Nice moving to a country that can’t put in a lightbulb properly, stupid.

luckily they just got a foreign expert on the matter

get it OP is their Screwing Lightbulb Meister

 

[Harry Powell]

Congratulations faggot. I wish you years of success and happiness

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Make sure you wear an ill-fitting comic book shirt and a backwards Brewers hat so the locals know you are a sophisticated international traveler.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

What kind of dream job do you get in Poland?

I hear he’s working for the military launching missiles at the sun. He’s working the graveyard shift.

 

[guest]

What's the weather like during the summer there? Also what restrictions are in place for people who just want to go there to visit? Also how long are you allowed to stay there if you are just a tourist?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What's the weather like during the summer there? Also what restrictions are in place for people who just want to go there to visit? Also how long are you allowed to stay there if you are just a tourist?

Right now it’s nice, mid 70s and sunny.

restrictions seem pretty lax. Some people wear masks inside, others don’t.

for visitors, you should be fine. The Polish border is open to American tourists, and you can stay for up to 3 months without a visa.

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

Anybody can do it!

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Fuck yeah dude, shout-out to Ray Wilson (of Genesis)

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Nice being a success, stupid

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Interpol has been notified and you will be extradited to Milwaukee for your trial, atalker.

 

[quark]

First time i ever heard o&a was the polish joke segment i found on limewire. Congratulations, Mr. Headbump

 

[guest]

Congrats man! I would kill to join the dating pool of a white European city.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Congrats for having people named Bartosz, Wlodzimierz, Krzysztof, Kazimierz and Grzegorz dating your daughters in the future. Enjoy

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Nice management position at the submarine screen-door manufacturing plant, głupi

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Faggot

 

[UnPRePared]

Waited until all the papers were signed and shit, so now I can say I landed my dream job during the pandemic and was able to move to Poland. Arrived the other day, living in a medium-sized city and looking for apartments. It’s gonna be hard getting a grasp of the language but I don’t mind.
I don’t know why I decided to share this here, but I like this place. You’ll all probably call me a faggot, and that’s cool too.

First off, welcome to this wonderful country. It's really nicer than most outsiders would think.

Second, get yourself a hot krupnik ASAP. A nice, delightful liquor on those cold nights.

Third, and most importantly, do not come looking for me as I will not acknowledge you outside of this forum. I have carved out a nice little niche in Poland, and while you guys crack me up, I can't let you fucking wankers ruin my middle-road success.

.... Love ya!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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First off, welcome to this wonderful country. It's really nicer than most outsiders would think.

Second, get yourself a hot krupnik ASAP. A nice, delightful liquor on those cold nights.

Third, and most importantly, do not come looking for me as I will not acknowledge you outside of this forum. I have carved out a nice little niche in Poland, and while you guys crack me up, I can't let you fucking wankers ruin my middle-road success.

.... Love ya!

My first trip will be to Poznań and I’ll leave signs about the fat pig wherever I can.