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Someone download it and save it. This cannot be lost again
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umm uhh errr and umm pedophile
[BOC][/BOC]Fawkin' saved. Now I won the case AND... I got the girl. [BOC][/BOC] [BOC][/BOC]
Which one?Expressive Black Guy never gets old
Seriously. I've never seen a better physical embodiment of the words "buffoon" or "dolt."
He even had his own subreddit (r/expressiveblackguy), but Joe just had to get it shut down with his false DMCA claims.Expressive Black Guy never gets old
Card carrying violent white supremacist.umm uhh errr and umm pedophile
JesusSeriously. I've never seen a better physical embodiment of the words "buffoon" or "dolt."
He's not retarded. He almost looks like a regular guy but you just look at him and hear "duh-huh-huh". You know that if he ever had to vacuum his floors he would end up Chevy Chase-ishly wrapping the cord around himself, his pants would fall down and he'd tumble down the stairs.
Layla would walk by and see her stupid father unconscious face down on the floor again with his bare ass exposed. It used to upset her and make her cry but she's used to it now. Just yesterday he licked a pole outside and got his tongue stuck for 3 hours before she found him. His pants had fallen down 20 minutes into the ordeal.
She just steps over him, walks upstairs, sits on her bed and stares blankly at the wall until it's time for mashed plantains and then she can go to bed.Hopefully she can dream that she lives somewhere else and has a different family. A family that doesn't embarrass her. A family that buys her skin care products and gets her to school on time so she doesn't have to be singled out by her teacher for being late, resulting in all the cute boys looking at her and noticing her horrible, pocked up face and laughing at her behind her back.
She wakes up at 10am the next day, a school day, to the smell of burning plantains. She hears her father's stupid voice call "Layla, you're late! Hurry up and eat your breakfast! No bacon, egg and cheese on a roll! I made your favorite! Plantains!" Layla rolls out of bed in the same clothes she wore yesterday and walks downstairs, staring blankly. Layla hates plantains. Layla hates her father. Layla hates her life.
Layla goes to school late in her dirty clothes. Dad doesn't do laundry. He says he can't because Joe Brandon is fucking him on his hydro and water bills and the USA is in distress. Layla hates her father. Layla hates America. Layla hates her life.
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