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The only non-fag in the band died in the bus crashHetfield especially. Lars was always gay and Kirk was always kind of faggy, but James was a thrash god. And now he's some sort of queer cowboy, crying on stage like a little baby girl and yodeling like he's riding the range or something. That new song they just dropped sucks, too.
He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.The only non-fag in the band died in the bus crash
agree. no way that guy stays cool. can't think of any artist that changed the public perception of themselves so quickly or drastically than Metallica putting out that faggy documentary.He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.
I mean they were good for 4 years. Like the Simpson's the majority of their existence has absolutely blown. They're only legends to dad rock faggots who don't really like metalHetfield especially. Lars was always gay and Kirk was always kind of faggy, but James was a thrash god. And now he's some sort of queer cowboy, crying on stage like a little baby girl and yodeling like he's riding the range or something. That new song they just dropped sucks, too.
Speaking of, I'm looking back at the exact moment Snoop jumped the shark from "hard" to clown-ish and it was his role in Half Baked.I agree totally. His constant based weed act is cringeworthy. We get it you smoke cannabis.
Hes the hip hop Doug Benson
This fucking guy was always a cock sucker. My dumb ass punk friends wouldn't shut up about him, but he's just another whiny jew who towed the line later in life for a spot at the new 6 figure "middle class"That NOFX guy, Fat Mike.
I also believe this, from what the band says Cliff was the “real” musical one and he died before they got huge so we didn’t get to see how that would go to his head.He would've turned into an artsy homo. Rob seems like a nice guy and Jason left at the right time.
Great point. Nobody could have spent that much time around Lars and Kirk without becoming a soft fag at 30/Load eraI also believe this, from what the band says Cliff was the “real” musical one and he died before they got huge so we didn’t get to see how that would go to his head.
IMO the last time Metallica was Metallica was their set at Woodstock 1994. While I disliked "Black", they were still good in concert. Since that point, though, it's been pure faggotry. Terrible albums once every seven years, Hetfield constantly blubbering about his alcoholism and his feelings, it's repellent. I HATE his sing-songy "new" voice, and it ruins all the old stuff they play. And now they have a new album in the can that's supposedly based around "how their childhoods shaped them". Sounds great, James.I mean they were good for 4 years. Like the Simpson's the majority of their existence has absolutely blown. They're only legends to dad rock faggots who don't really like metal
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