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And every time I do, it tastes shitter than the ones I make at home.
Why the fuck can I cook better steaks than professional chefs?
Everything is fucked! I'm fed up with this world.
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People who think steak is the best food ever are fucking faggots.
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Why the fuck can I cook better steaks than professional chefs?
Everything is fucked! I'm fed up with this world.
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Where can I find these? Are they sick or sumthin? tsss?
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Cuz they probably see you and rub their nuts and jerk off on your steak.
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Because your restaurant steak is cooked by some junkie burnout
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It's good but anybody who pays more than $15 for a slab of meat is a faggot.
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Ribuh, surlun, what's some of dem Otha cuts uh steak
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My top 3 foods are all soups. And even when I go do a steakhouse (one every 6 years or so) I get salmon.
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Soup isn't even food... Soup is what's left over in the dishwasher after a good meal..
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You like pasta? I'll make you a great steak and creamy mushroom...
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In Russian culture soup is wicked important. Same with Korea. Every meal has one. It's like fries to Americans but it's often the main course. So it's more like fries to Canadians.
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What if it was faked? An impasta?
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TBH I'd just order it from somewhere and pretend it's mine..
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Lately Uber Eats is my life line. I eat so much garbage then I throw it in the corner hoping I will find a service to clean it up for under 300 bucks.
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Actually I kind of want McDonald's now.
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Wendys... wish we had a Rally's here still, no idea if you have them up there but fuck i loved their food...
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Morgan Spurlock is dead.
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I got triple pickles. This is going to blow my fucking mind. I'm not even that hungry. I just had a burrito.
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Prime rib is better.
Chop chee is best.
Chop chee is best.
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No joke from that internet joke I learned how to make a chopped cheese and it's phenomenal
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We had a meat carving station for prime rib at work, and I had to explain to quite a few dumb niggers that it wasn't raw meat...