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People who mock “conspiracy theorists” or “truthers” or “doomers” - why? Sincerely asking - why?

NoBacon

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It’s without doubt that there’s a non human consciousness on Earth that’s potentially been here longer than we have - and it’s been covered up by the government since the 30s (or earlier) - why don’t you want to know about that? Why don’t you want to read about that?

If you read old historical and religious texts about interacting with angels from above, or Ezekiel’s wheels - shields in the sky etc. This stuff is real and at best they are ambivalent to us.

Why wouldn’t you want to know about this stuff?

It’s obvious authority is evil and they will lock you down over the flu and even disruptments to the supply chain cause chaos. Why wouldn’t you want a few months long life food kept, just in case? Or know how to find and clean drinking water? Or where to go and what to do if the power goes down and there’s no internet etc?

I genuinely do no understand being willfully ignorant of possibly living in an astoundingly disruptive era of humanity and bragging about how you don’t know anything and are dependant on consooming.
 

NoBacon

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"God" why?

If you’re being serious, and you’re one of those Reddit guys who believes in “reason and logic” and experiments, there’s ample incredible proof for God. Why do you think there isn’t? Are you taking it on faith by people like Neil Degrasse Tyson?

But also, have you ever read scripture - ever prayed sincerely? It’s all you need to do.

I just think it funny when you say something that isn’t on the script, or about Jews, or simple facts really, people honestly short circuit. I’ve seen people do it many times, they breath different and keep saying “no” over again with out saying anything remotely intelligent.


NPCs. They can’t process anything they haven’t been conditioned to beleive by authority all their life. They feel threatened by it because all they care about is consooming every day.
 

Suetonius

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I think the problem is you’re conflating two very different conspiracies as the same. Sure, “Jews control everything” and “UFO’s are real” are both conspiracies but they’re so vastly different in terms of evidence and implication.

Lets take the jewish one for example. “You’re crazy for believing jews run the banks!” Well, pull up a list of bankers and it’s all jews. But if someone said “You’re crazy for believing in UFO’s!!!” what would you even say? I believe in UFO’s and even i know I sound crazy, because what I am saying is there is some advanced off world technology in the governments possession that has been hidden for 100 years that we have no physical evidence of and also btw these things have been here for 2000 years.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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It’s without doubt that there’s a non human consciousness on Earth that’s potentially been here longer than we have - and it’s been covered up by the government since the 30s (or earlier) - why don’t you want to know about that? Why don’t you want to read about that?

If you read old historical and religious texts about interacting with angels from above, or Ezekiel’s wheels - shields in the sky etc. This stuff is real and at best they are ambivalent to us.

Why wouldn’t you want to know about this stuff?

It’s obvious authority is evil and they will lock you down over the flu and even disruptments to the supply chain cause chaos. Why wouldn’t you want a few months long life food kept, just in case? Or know how to find and clean drinking water? Or where to go and what to do if the power goes down and there’s no internet etc?

I genuinely do no understand being willfully ignorant of possibly living in an astoundingly disruptive era of humanity and bragging about how you don’t know anything and are dependant on consooming.
Flat earthers are retarded faggots
Chem trails are just vapor trails
The earth isn't hollow
Alien life does exist but is not here
The Kennedy assassination was done by our own government
911 was done by UBL but the USA used that as an opportunity to have 2 forever wars and child like vengeance on Hussein for threatening Bush's daddy (his words)
 
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If you’re being serious, and you’re one of those Reddit guys who believes in “reason and logic” and experiments, there’s ample incredible proof for God. Why do you think there isn’t? Are you taking it on faith by people like Neil Degrasse Tyson?
Yes, I only listen whatever my black science daddy tells me
But also, have you ever read scripture - ever prayed sincerely? It’s all you need to do.
Yes. Once. I was praying to God to stop my priest from molesting me and nothing happened.
 
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It doesn’t matter because most people are lowly trash and have no idea how deep it goes. For example, any person allowed on your screen and corporate media networks, has bowed down to the ancient death cult and probably doesn’t even go by their birth name.

For example, Kanye West: Your typical peasant trash thinks he a crazy rapper/producer — when in reality he’s a high level Luciferian who sacrifices human beings to ancient death Gods like Moloch. All the big celebrities do this. All of them.

But your average fuckhead who works for a living believes these people are exactly as portrayed on his screen. This is why they don’t believe in any conspiracies. They’re under the Jewish spell of modern media and modern society. Everything is as we see it on television and now social media.

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NoBacon

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The only reason I can figure out is because conspiracy theorists find a conspiracy with everything. I tend to believe more conspiracy theories than not but if everything is a conspiracy then nothing is

You’re right but I always find them interesting, if I don’t get it or think it’s real I won’t immediately mock them, I’ll look into it myself.

It’s just a mind set thing I think, some people are just lazy and don’t want to beleive society has ever or will ever function differently than how it does right now for them.
 

NoBacon

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Yes, I only listen whatever my black science daddy tells me

Yes. Once. I was praying to God to stop my priest from molesting me and nothing happened.

Which priests are you joking about? Do you think everyone who believes in God is in one sect of Christianity?
 

Suetonius

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I do think anyone prepping for the end of society is insane though. You have to be insane to WANT to live after the collapse of society. Why? Oh right, because all these retards regardless if they’re left or right believe that their ideology, be it nazism or communism, will rise from the ashes and take over. It’s fucking stupid. In an extreme worst case scenario we’re all better off dead than fighting a bunch of bandits and trying to recreate the government, a task that will inevitably be handed over to those deemed worthy of it. Society collapsing doesn’t mean it stops existing - The conditions that exist in society like segregation based on class or ability will always exist even in this lawlessness. Not a single one of us would be chosen to reform society.

But as far as prepping for economic shock? No thats not crazy thats just smart thinking.
 

NoBacon

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I think the problem is you’re conflating two very different conspiracies as the same. Sure, “Jews control everything” and “UFO’s are real” are both conspiracies but they’re so vastly different in terms of evidence and implication.

Lets take the jewish one for example. “You’re crazy for believing jews run the banks!” Well, pull up a list of bankers and it’s all jews. But if someone said “You’re crazy for believing in UFO’s!!!” what would you even say? I believe in UFO’s and even i know I sound crazy, because what I am saying is there is some advanced off world technology in the governments possession that has been hidden for 100 years that we have no physical evidence of and also btw these things have been here for 2000 years.

There’s countless credible whistle blowers about UFOs, there’s material that’s public that’s been tested. There’s countless witnesses, there are videos and pictures. What more could anyone want? If they are too lazy to look into it, they are just lazy. I’m talking about those people, why would you want to be like that?
 

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Flat earthers are retarded faggots
Chem trails are just vapor trails
The earth isn't hollow
Alien life does exist but is not here
The Kennedy assassination was done by our own government
911 was done by UBL but the USA used that as an opportunity to have 2 forever wars and child like vengeance on Hussein for threatening Bush's daddy (his words)

Agree on all except the aliens. I don't think lizardpeople are politicians or anything but I think we're being monitored and occasionally catch one of their surveillance probes going too fast.
 

Suetonius

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It’s just a mind set thing I think, some people are just lazy and don’t want to beleive society has ever or will ever function differently than how it does right now for them.
Well from the standpoint of UFO conspiracies this is the perspective. People are complacent. Everytime you try to argue UFO’s someone will come in and start to explain to you how science doesn’t account for them.

What they don’t explain is that science doesn’t account for EVERYTHING.

If you proposed gravity to scientists 300 years ago they would tell you the science of the time doesn’t account for it, so it could not possibly exist.

Literally repeat this for every scientific breakthrough we’ve ever had.

Despite science being about discovering shit, prominent scientists like Neil DeNigger Tyson have made their careers not trying to figure out the unknown but attempting to explain what we already know. Sure, thats useful. But science has always been about trying to explain shit we don’t know yet.
 

NoBacon

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I do think anyone prepping for the end of society is insane though. You have to be insane to WANT to live after the collapse of society. Why? Oh right, because all these retards regardless if they’re left or right believe that their ideology, be it nazism or communism, will rise from the ashes and take over. It’s fucking stupid. In an extreme worst case scenario we’re all better off dead than fighting a bunch of bandits and trying to recreate the government, a task that will inevitably be handed over to those deemed worthy of it. Society collapsing doesn’t mean it stops existing - The conditions that exist in society like segregation based on class or ability will always exist even in this lawlessness. Not a single one of us would be chosen to reform society.

But as far as prepping for economic shock? No thats not crazy thats just smart thinking.

If it happens, tell your base human instinct to survive to keep that logic. It’s not about surviving it, it’s about experiencing it as frictionless and scary as possible. For most people anyway, we aren’t all caricature movie preppers.

And why wouldn’t you want basic survival instincts and knowledge? We’ve needed them for thousands of years, in a blink of an eye we don’t - it can change again. Nothing is permanent.
 

NoBacon

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Well from the standpoint of UFO conspiracies this is the perspective. People are complacent. Everytime you try to argue UFO’s someone will come in and start to explain to you how science doesn’t account for them.

What they don’t explain is that science doesn’t account for EVERYTHING.

If you proposed gravity to scientists 300 years ago they would tell you the science of the time doesn’t account for it, so it could not possibly exist.

Literally repeat this for every scientific breakthrough we’ve ever had.

Despite science being about discovering shit, prominent scientists like Neil DeNigger Tyson have made their careers not trying to figure out the unknown but attempting to explain what we already know. Sure, thats useful. But science has always been about trying to explain shit we don’t know yet.

If you sent a laptop back 100 years they might figure out how to turn it on and charge, or even how to type on it.

They’d never understand wifi, mobile data and networks in the air that connect it to everybody all at once. That would sound like crazy religious nonsense to smarty pants atheists.

Read the space trilogy, seriously - it changed my life.
 

Suetonius

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There’s countless credible whistle blowers about UFOs, there’s material that’s public that’s been tested. There’s countless witnesses, there are videos and pictures. What more could anyone want?
This is sort of simplyifing it. (This isn’t an argument, just a discussion.)

This assumes everyone who doesn’t believe in UFO’s has never seen the evidence. Most have and it doesn’t mean anything to them. Which I understand - You can’t say these things are 100% real based on circumstantial evidence alone.

For people to believe UFO’s exist one would basically need to land right in front of them. And even still there’s a 50/50 chance the dude who sees it is convinced the Government created that to distract him from Trump or Biden or something.

This is the problem with UFOlogy. Post 1950’s and the Condon Report + Blue Book there has been a public campaign to delegitimitize UFO research and paint it out as a fantasy - Little green martian men in colorful UFO’s. So when you talk about UFO’s people assume you’re talking about some sci fi shit.
 
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