People who break ramen up before cooking it

[PickleRickle]

I used to do this. Then all my friends started doing it. My mom would always freak out and say some dumb shit like "you're gonna get worms!!!!." I thought it was good shit as a kid. Like poor mans chips. I tried it for the lulz not too many years back and it was pretty nasty.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Also, in elementary school I remember kids would always bring packs of Mr. Noodles to school, crush them up and dump the seasoning packet into the bag and eat them like chips. These were mostly kids with rich parents and it seemed like the most white trash dipshit thing ever. Make your kid a sandwich you fucking bums.

Nice fishbone sandwiches you ate as a child, stupid.

 

[Mimi Beardsley]

I have a nasty bullshit cold for the second time in the span of a fucking month so it's all I want.

Honestly, I hate having colds but I don't get mad about it or anything because it's beyond my control. Getting it twice just weeks apart, I have never been more pissed off about being sick in my life and I want to beat whoever gave it to me.

I had covid last December. Didn’t tell anyone and worked thru it. Then went on the family christmas tour. Got home and 3 days after the new year got influenza A that put me out for almost a month. It fucking sucked like you wouldn’t believe.

There’s really no point to this story. Was just agreeing with you.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I do it with the cheap shitty instant noodles when I just need to eat something because most of my bowls are tiny and I just wanna spoon that shit into my mouth quick anyway.

I reserve my fancy bowls and chopsticks for when I eat the more expensive shitty instant noodles.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I always just put water in the styrofoam instant noodle cup then microwave it even though you're not supposed to. Hopefully it won't give me cancer.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I have a nasty bullshit cold for the second time in the span of a fucking month so it's all I want.

What a weak immune system no wonder you are a ghost, Abe.

The chicken ones I nuke in hot water with the noodles long.

I seen some bug people crack an egg right into them while boiling.

If break them up I like to add minced cheezeitz, minced hot cheetos, broken up pork grinds, chili beans, minced fritos, mix it up in a spread bowl.

edit: do you have kids Abe? I can see that be a reason why.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAWD villainous chicken and his explosion noodle?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD villainous chicken and his explosion noodle?

I like the kim chi ones.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What a weak immune system no wonder you are a ghost, Abe.

The chicken ones I nuke in hot water with the noodles long.

I seen some bug people crack an egg right into them while boiling.

If break them up I like to add minced cheezeitz, minced hot cheetos, broken up pork grinds, chili beans, minced fritos, mix it up in a spread bowl.

edit: do you have kids Abe? I can see that be a reason why.

I'm honestly fuming pissed off about getting this twice. I don't have kids. I'm outside all the time, I don't fucking get it. Everything thawing and releasing the mold spores and shit gets me every spring, but never twice back to back. I've never felt so fucked over.

When I'm not sick, I get the Kim chi ramen, melt a slice of amurrican cheese into the water, lil bit of dill pickle juice, just a taste of dill pickle juice and I also poach an egg in with it.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I'm honestly fuming pissed off about getting this twice. I don't have kids. I'm outside all the time, I don't fucking get it. Everything thawing and releasing the mold spores and shit gets me every spring, but never twice back to back. I've never felt so fucked over.

When I'm not sick, I get the Kim chi ramen, melt a slice of amurrican cheese into the water, lil bit of dill pickle juice, just a taste of dill pickle juice and I also poach an egg in with it.

Maybe new virus in the air or maybe you been banging some new whores Abe? Getting your nose to close to some new bungholes? That's a way I got sick twice.

 

[UnPRePared]

We had a kid like that as well. He’d bring a pack of ramen and just eat the square of dry noodles. Rich family and everything. His mom made some badass chocolate chip cookies so it wasn’t because she wouldn’t make him a proper lunch. He just liked to eat them that way.

The American Fan brought up once that, as a kid, he would eat mayonnaise sandwiches.

Nothing but mayonnaise on fucking bread.

I didn't reply to him for about a month after that.

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAWD villainous chicken and his explosion noodle?

불닭 eats pretty good but it will fuck your stomach up. They also have a hot sauce which it’s fun to ruin perfectly good food with.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

The American Fan brought up once that, as a kid, he would eat mayonnaise sandwiches.

Nothing but mayonnaise on fucking bread.

I didn't reply to him for about a month after that.

I used to do the same with ketchup. I knew it was fucking weird so I only eat them at home

 

[Kinderman]

My grandma would break it up, melt a little butter in the noodles, then season it. It wasn’t terrible, but I was pretty young. Probably sucks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to do the same with ketchup. I knew it was fucking weird so I only eat them at home

My dad will sometimes eat toast with ketchup and cheese whiz on it, which always seemed completely fucked to me.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Do you also have strong opinions on breaking spaghetti in half?

 

[Africa.com]

I like Japanse food.

Tempura? More like temricha.

Teppanyummy right gang?

 

[UnPRePared]

My dad will sometimes eat toast with ketchup and cheese whiz on it, which always seemed completely fucked to me.

At the peak of Keto, I'd take a ceramic bowl, decent sized, load it with a bed of arugula and baby kale, three over easy grass fed eggs, serving of chia seeds, serving of nutritional yeast, purple onions, garlic, pan cooked bacon in avocado oil, shrimp, chili flakes, mix with sour cream and Sriracha as a dressing alternative for flavor, maybe a handful of pork rinds (cooked in their own fat only) for a bit of crunch.

Did I think it tasted good? Yes I did.

Did Gosia bitch about the smell when I'd make it in the morning? Every fucking time.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

불닭 eats pretty good but it will fuck your stomach up. They also have a hot sauce which it’s fun to ruin perfectly good food with.

A few years ago I was eating these somewhat regularly and they taste fawkin great but after a certain point I just couldn't bring myself to eat them anymore and yeah probably bad for the guts. Thinking about trying them again though, maybe once every 3 years is okay.

 

[DMbA]

I was watching some dumb ass Indonesian cook ramen and he breaking every pack in half to open the package. Is this what you were referring to?