Penguin Question

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I’m a penguin lover who was reading up on penguins mating for life, and same sex penguin couples adopting abandoned eggs and I was just wondering how it’s determined for a penguin to be “officially a mate” if they mate for life, what are the penguin courtship rituals? Does one give the other a pretty rock it found or a similar gift?? Can a penguin be courted by multiple penguins without mating since they mate for life??? Please I need to know, it would mean the world if y'all could give me some answers

 

[Phish]

Idk. Maybe you should go to PENGUICON to get all your penguin questions answered!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'm always seeing articles about how a zoo has gay penguins, like that's supposed to be a surprise.

It's a fruity little ice-skating bird. Of course half of them are queer.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You open the egg and fuck it.

 

[Suetonius]

You open the egg and fuck it.

“What are the batteries for?”

“Alright now thats odd.”

Nice excuse, stupid

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Penguins can have waifus.

 

[Phish]

Penguins can have waifus.

I agree!

 

[SensibleKeks]

Penguins are all heterosexual. Please don't buy into the (((leopard seal))) propaganda.

 

[Phish]

Penguins are all heterosexual. Please don't buy into the (((leopard seal))) propaganda.

See the walruses even tricked YOU. Who has the biggest noses on the beach? Thats right. The fat, gluttonous, WALRUSES with their giant floppy noses and absurd caloric intake, completely disregarding the will of gods commandments. Disgraces to the animal and human kingdom

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

There's a LOT of rape involved

 

[Treat Yourself]

There's a LOT of rape involved

If every animal waited for the lady to present her stupid animal pussy they'd all be gone within a week. It's a penguin rape penguin world out there.

 

[stealthygeek]

Jim Belushi knows.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

There's a LOT of rape involved

Rape makes the world go round

 

[Turk February]

I’m a penguin lover who was reading up on penguins mating for life, and same sex penguin couples adopting abandoned eggs and I was just wondering how it’s determined for a penguin to be “officially a mate” if they mate for life, what are the penguin courtship rituals? Does one give the other a pretty rock it found or a similar gift?? Can a penguin be courted by multiple penguins without mating since they mate for life??? Please I need to know, it would mean the world if y'all could give me some answers

To pick a mate a male penguin will often go to several potential mates and break the ice.

Once he's narrowed down the field to 2 he will often just flipper-coin.

 

[PogromStallone]

Pingu was the shit when I was a kid, everyone loved it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jim Belushi knows.

I had that when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure it came with a Happy Meal. It sucked. I didn't realize it had a bunch of celebrities doing voices for it.