Pay Patrick a compliment

[captainjapan]

He's fat

 

[Asuka]

His penis is bigger than @CuntFucker 's

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

While obese, he still has yet to reach Ralphie May levels of fatness and that is quite remarkable considering his diet and lifestyle. He must have an excellent metabolism.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I think it’s very progressive and understanding to allow underprivileged ashy black men to fart in his wives vagina.

 

[StealthyFag]

Patrick has made me laugh more than 99% of professional comedians

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

When I have a rough day at work, a surefire way to cheer me up is to check here and see how Rick has made an absolute ass of himself. And he rarely fails to deliver.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He is very polite to Tyrone and the dozen other colored gentlemen who come over to visit Niki.

 

[N64 Cube]

I'll start - He has a pair of tits that most women would be envious of.

Niki only wishes she had Pat’s tits

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I learned the proPer ProTOcol for addressing the judgey wudgey.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

One thing Pat taught me is to only eat out my wifes cunt AFTER its been filled with nigger farts.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He had sex with Adrienne. Thats honestly his greatest accomplishment and its insane that he ever pulled that off. Theres hope for anyone

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He doesn't waste food

 

[A House Nigger]

His penis is bigger than @CuntFucker 's

@captain_kamala's clit is bigger that @CuntFucker's

 

[captainjapan]

Jon's penis is 11 inches long and diameter of a Mountain Dew can

 

[Ladynyahh]

Patrick has written books. That has to take some level of talent/focus. Right?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Patrick has written books. That has to take some level of talent/focus. Right?

 

[Sputnik]

he inspires me to stay sober.

 

[guest]

Pat is an inspiration! In my own limited experience his obesity and laziness has inspired several members on this board to reach out to me for personal workout and diet tips. I’ve been so proud to give them guidance and help them improve their fitness.

You all know who you are, and you make me happy. You looked at Pat’s sad, carb-filled alcoholic life and ugly face and body and decided “no more”, and you make your ol’ pal Carol SO PROUD. Keep it up!!!

And you’re my inspiration

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He’s drought and famine resistant.

 

[Clint Ruin]