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Pay Patrick a compliment
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If he put half the effort into his writing that he puts into twitter he could be a very successful author.
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I would disagree with that but thank you for your contribution, little nothing.
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Maybe successful is the wrong word, but he wouldn't be a total failure, writing on spec
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He has great foresight, since he saved his daughter a lifetime of resentment and disappointment by signing away his rights before she was born.
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He must have a REALLY high alcohol tolerance by now.
Though it's probably mostly just for beer, the bloated Swill Hound.
Though it's probably mostly just for beer, the bloated Swill Hound.
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It really was the most noble thing he's done in his life. Annabelle has a shot of being normal thanks to having zero of pig's input in her life.
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Pat is missing his calling. With his wide mouth and enormous appetite he should be a professional eater.
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He has the ability to ignore numerous incredibly embarrassing things any one of which would have caused a mere mortal to commit suicide.
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It's a testament to his unfathomable lack of self awareness that he could go through the Apostlegate saga and act like nothing happened.
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He has a wrinkle free face for a man of his age, mostly thanks to being fat.
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It'd be hilarious if he lost all the weight and ended up looking like an AIDS victim like Jimmy did.
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He’s not 600 pounds, yet.
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Pat is an inspiration! In my own limited experience his obesity and laziness has inspired several members on this board to reach out to me for personal workout and diet tips. I’ve been so proud to give them guidance and help them improve their fitness.
You all know who you are, and you make me happy. You looked at Pat’s sad, carb-filled alcoholic life and ugly face and body and decided “no more”, and you make your ol’ pal Carol SO PROUD. Keep it up!!!
You all know who you are, and you make me happy. You looked at Pat’s sad, carb-filled alcoholic life and ugly face and body and decided “no more”, and you make your ol’ pal Carol SO PROUD. Keep it up!!!
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I guess the fact that he's white and pretty straight-edge (i.e. no coke/opiates/etc) for the most part. If he were born in a different era, there would be no Twitter for him to obsess over, and his dad would have beat the shit out of him as a child (instead of his mom telling him he's amazing and perfect) so that he would have grown up to at worst been a slightly annoying person who at least had a job and paid taxes and contributed to society. Maybe even hate niggers while he's at it.
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he's makes for many-a-great photoshops, song parodies and even videos
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He was able to attract 46,273 people that are dumber, gayer, and more pedophilic(debatable) than he is; to give him likes for inane drivel that is masqueraded as political punditry consequentially feeding his ego so he doesn’t put a .45 in his mouth and end it all after being literally, and figuratively, cuckolded by his best friend