Patsposting isn't dead

[HR@PaneraBread]

You spelled realize with an s. I don't trust your evaluations on American football.

Listen Buster, changing the "z" to another "s" on the Panera bread company keyboard so it makes you "toip loik a propa ingulish coohnt" is an ongoing practical joke that has been a staple of Panera Bread HQ since time immemorial. Literally copypasting the z character at this point. it's like stalkergate all over again.

Anyway guys Bill is pulling sero punches in his latest interview

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Getting ready for the Colts, not worrying about losing his job

 

[Udders]

OK so we're Jets fans up here (well mostly, there's a Browns guy but who cares about them) so we've seen enough of this asshole to know that's not true. He's fucked now because his offense is stuck in 2008 and his mantra relies on the type of guy that buys in totally to what he's saying (and there's maybe not even enough of those guys left to fill a playoff level team anymore). It's why the only one of his coaches to succeed the same way is Nick Saban because you can do that in college all you want being as you are, in many ways, the gatekeeper to a career in the pros.

His main flaw now is as a talent evaluator. His best hits on offensive players are day 2-3 draft picks (Brady, James White, Edelman) that he knew would fit what he wanted to do and not rock the boat. Gronk was a 2nd rounder. There were better options talent-wise out there but they became Pats legends because they played his way. His record drafting players has soured because he's still going after that same type of guy and doesn't realise what good teams are doing to his. You can't win with a Mac Jones anymore. The game passed him by and that's fine.

He went 3-1 without Brady the year he was suspended with Hoyer and Brissett and then won the superbowl calling basically 15 different plays no one could stop (seriously, watch the SB vs the Falcons, there's a drive where they run nothing but verts and just march downfield with the ball). There aren't many coached that'd be able to do what he's done, and we unanimously hate the guy.

Edit/TLDR - He's never posting anything funny again. This place belongs to us now.

The year Brady was suspended, they went 3-1 with Garoppolo for two games, then Brissett.

 

[guest]

The year Brady was suspended, they went 3-1 with Garoppolo for two games, then Brissett.

He went 11-5 with Matt Cassel. He just won a superbowl in 2019 because Wonderboy McVeigh couldnt do anything against his defense. The guys won 300 games and 6 titles, but ya its all his fault not that 23-28 year olds today are soft, selfish faggots.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

The year Brady was suspended, they went 3-1 with Garoppolo for two games, then Brissett.

You're absolutely right, our bad, Hoyer wasn't back on the Pats til a few years after. As stated before we aren't Pats fans we're just loving the direction of this thread.

He just won a superbowl in 2019 because Wonderboy McVeigh couldnt do anything against his defense.

They were a puzzle that only Bill could work out the answer to. That Rams team was basically working off one concept that no one could stop until that SB and Bill solved it with 6 linemen on most of the snaps (there was a bunch of videos on this, can't remember any details or the names of formations and shit)

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

2nd down and 16 inside their own 10 and it's Stevenson with a meek gain setting up 3rd and long

 

[stealthygeek]

Are we gonna get tears out of Mac before the games over? He looks close.