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Pat’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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He lives to get revenge on his teachers who dared to question Mama Raven's brilliant little genius. Piggy must have had many tantrums in the classroom.

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I’m sure being a teacher in Cousinfuck, WI must feel especially disappointing but it’s still probably better than earning $1000 a year writing absolute dogshit.
 

Easily_Remembered

"And young. So young."
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He lives to get revenge on his teachers who dared to question Mama Raven's brilliant little genius. Piggy must have had many tantrums in the classroom.

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Language doesn't "evolve" in the way that he means. He's trying to infer that words "change definitions / meaning" over time, which simply isn't true. Pat desperately wants "Nazi" to mean "conservative" instead of "socialist", and wants "fascist" to mean "anyone who questions their governing body". The fact that dictionaries or anyone outside of the mentally ill Twittersphere won't conform to this maddens him.

Also, poor white trash Pat, your books aren't "in print". They're just still available. Something being "in print" means that there's been sufficient enough demand for something to remain in print past it's initial pressings. You have never sold out of your first printings, and you never will, Gay Virgin Patrick.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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He lives to get revenge on his teachers who dared to question Mama Raven's brilliant little genius. Piggy must have had many tantrums in the classroom.

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I guess I had a pat moment of my own. My senior english teacher was a cunt, and unlike him I DIDN'T go to prison for molesting boys. He was also a dago named Joe.

And they know how to spell.
A better author and more useful citizen than pat

 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Isn't ODD something that only children have?
I have one and the school psychologist claims my child has it. Naw she’s just spoiled by mother and that’s why she’s disrespectful. We’re working on it though. We’re straightening her out. She talks back to me she goes outside to do physical labor.
 

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Every single aspect of today's society is catered to your obese adhd brain. Any job that requires some amount of education and skill allows for you to take breaks, go on reddit, read "on a forums" as long as you get your work done. You couldn't hack it at target as a greeter and all the jobs now that are "anti adhd" are ones you'd be relegated to because you're fat, lazy, fat, and stupid and fat.

At what point in the past could you get your dopamine hits like you do now? Nigga, Johnny Tremaine was daydreaming for a second and was lucky he only lost one hand. You would have gotten a finger torn off in a cotton gin after 5 minutes picturing the next Jules Verne live action reading or sumptin.
that first paragraph feels like a direct insult to be fawking honest witcha.
 
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