Pat’s oddest food reference yet…spinning food on his cock

[More Worser]

• sedentary
• frequent heavy alcohol consumption
• high % of body fat
• middle aged

I think “throbbing erection” is another Pat lie

 

[patrick is fat]

like he can afford five guys lmao

 

[stealthygeek]

• sedentary
• frequent heavy alcohol consumption
• high % of body fat
• middle aged

I think “throbbing erection” is another Pat lie

Don't forget the blood pressure meds.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Good comedy writing, Patrick.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

1. You can’t afford a double baco cheese at Five Guys tubby
2. It’s not hard to lay food on a micropenis then lie that you’re spinning it too.
3. Nobody believes you know how to get to a Five Guys, they usually don’t build those in the Ghetto where you live. The two by me are in the same area as “lifestyle centers” in richer neighborhoods in Mandeville and Covington. You’re miles from a neighborhood that’s “lifestyle center” doesent feature a bunch of businesses who’s signs on the facade aren’t red letters with burned out bulbs

 

[guest]

this might be the most bizarre thing he’s ever said. I’ve been thinking about it all day and I can’t make any sense of it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

this might be the most bizarre thing he’s ever said. I’ve been thinking about it all day and I can’t make any sense of it.

Maybe he finally had that stroke he's been angling for

 

[SFWA liaison]

he's so gross, inside and out

 

[guest]

Even the most pundiest of pundits are mindful enough to not make politics seem 'sexy' or 'alpha' in anyway. He is such a loser