Pat's next major fuck up, a prediction

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Skips just brought back memories. Used to love them as a kid. Hadn't had them in ages and bought a pack a few years ago when I was back in the UK. I swear they used to be a lot more heavily flavoured. They taste like takeaway prawn crackers now.

On the booze shame, just get it delivered mate.

Yes yes yes yes... I havnt had a mini stroke... Skips were waaaaaay more flavoursome. Way more. Monster Munch have lost it too and you no longer get that one saturated one at the end of the bag...
And you need to put a quarter pint of Robinsons Barley into the glass to get any fucking flavour... Don't get me started on fucking how small Cornettos have gotten...

I would get it delivered but the offy is literally 5 min walk from the gaff or a shop with drink is the other way another 5 mins so I can bounce between em

 

[guest]

Yes yes yes yes... I havnt had a mini stroke... Skips were waaaaaay more flavoursome. Way more. Monster Munch have lost it too and you no longer get that one saturated one at the end of the bag...
And you need to put a quarter pint of Robinsons Barley into the glass to get any fucking flavour... Don't get me started on fucking how small Cornettos have gotten...

I would get it delivered but the offy is literally 5 min walk from the gaff or a shop with drink is the other way another 5 mins so I can bounce between em

Yeah, roast beef monster munch was another favourite as a kid. Would get a pack of those and a carton of Um-Bungo after school. That's one that can't be around anymore.

"Um-Bungo, Um-Bungo they drink it in the Congo."

"Problematic" advertising these days, I'd imagine.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Yeah, roast beef monster munch was another favourite as a kid. Would get a pack of those and a carton of Um-Bungo after school. That's one that can't be around anymore.

"Um-Bungo, Um-Bungo they drink it in the Congo."

"Problematic" advertising these days, I'd imagine.

There was a contestant... I can't find it anywhere on the Xfactor years ago... And Dermot was like 'so do you drink Um Bongo?' I SWEAR to you... She was of course like schooled to laugh and all but the voice over was like ', so, Keneesya from the Congo doesn't drink Um Bongo but can she wow our judges?'
Oh mate such a shame Caroline Ahern roped herself...

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I'll see your bet but raise to less than 48 hours.

The dilapidated piss smelling house always wins. When will you learn my mouthwatering, ever scrumptious and well seasoned infant child.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Wouldn't it be funny though if we really had people on the bench that ruled in our favor? We're just this Illuminati made up of bullies.

It would be funny as fuck if any judge or prosecutor was a brotherman on the down low.

 

[AntSucks]

It would be funny as fuck if any judge or prosecutor was a brotherman on the down low.

There is a community...

In Fraternitate, Hilaritas

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I hate to waste a solid 80’s outfit like Oingo Boingo on the Pig, but if he gets sent to the Pen for defying court orders and not paying his losses, I’ll play this at his sentencing hearing. If it’s in California I hope he gets a couple years of ass rape at Folsom or San Quentin.

 

[FurBurger]

Oh mate such a shame Caroline Ahern roped herself...

She died of lung cancer, not suicide.

Although it was her second round of cancer, so I wouldn't blame her if she did.

 

[Meownaw]

He's going to do something really, really stupid and embarrasing within the next two weeks.

Only if someone makes a thread saying Pat has gotten stale and that Patposting is dead.