Pat's horny posting again

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Someone should alert PETA what he's doing to Nibbler.

 

[Jenna]

It's weird that this little internet group of hateful trolls will say practically everything, we'll gleefully share stories of the skanks we used to fuck, but nobody ever really gets weird about the partner you're currently with. We might occasionally ask for tips how to pick up Asian girls at the local bar, but nobody's like DAMN MY WIFE'S ASS WAS LOOKIN FINE LAST NIGHT, I JUST HAD TO PLOW THE SHIT OUTTA HER AND FINISH DOWN HER THROAT!

Why is that? Is it that we respect our partners who maybe lurk this website and would cause a problem? Or did we get that shit out of system by the time we sexed a third vagina? Vaginas 1 and 2, man I wanted to tell the whole world what a sex-haver I was. After that it was meh. Build a little castle for the two of you and don't let anyone else inside, because it's none of their beeswax.

 

[OpieRadio]

rapey

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Niki looks like her ass smells sour

That ass smelling sour is best case scenario

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Ugly Niki is disgusting. This tacky bitch jumped in a crystal clear natural spring and now it looks like Yoo-Hoo.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Frat Pat might be my favorite because he thinks he’s some 20 something dude that loves drinking beer, watching sports, and getting CHICKS, MAAAAAN but in reality he’s a fat 42 year old unemployed loser with an ugly frump wife and hair going grey.

Frat Pat loves to party (with retirement-age townies)

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I dont know why fat girls try to dress like the cute fit girls. Spandex/leggings arent for the lazy fat girls and it looks gross. Just wear sweats like they always have been wearing before leggings became a trend again. Fat girls finally got a break with the mom jeans trend coming back in style. Im so glad we dont see the fat girls that are trying to be sexy and in style with low rise jeans with their muffin tops and thongs spilling out anymore.

In college, I often went to a bar that had two signs above the bar and both of them apply to Niki:

"Spandex should be a privilege. not a right"

"Lonesome is better than miserable"

 

[guest]

It's weird that this little internet group of hateful trolls will say practically everything, we'll gleefully share stories of the skanks we used to fuck, but nobody ever really gets weird about the partner you're currently with. We might occasionally ask for tips how to pick up Asian girls at the local bar, but nobody's like DAMN MY WIFE'S ASS WAS LOOKIN FINE LAST NIGHT, I JUST HAD TO PLOW THE SHIT OUTTA HER AND FINISH DOWN HER THROAT!

Why is that? Is it that we respect our partners who maybe lurk this website and would cause a problem? Or did we get that shit out of system by the time we sexed a third vagina? Vaginas 1 and 2, man I wanted to tell the whole world what a sex-haver I was. After that it was meh. Build a little castle for the two of you and don't let anyone else inside, because it's none of their beeswax.

I've never told detailed stories of encounters with my bros because why? We all fucked, what's the point. Like if something funny happened or something out of the ordinary happened then maybe but I'm not Tucker Max. I'm not penning a submission to Penthouse Letters (if that's even still a thing). I just don't see the point.

I've also never felt compelled to tell the world that I fucked, especially not as an adult. I can't imagine posting a picture of a shower and making "multi-use" comments or telling people that me and my wife fuck with skill and enthusiasm. Jesus Christ, just typing it feels wrong. If you're trying to tell the world that you're not fucking anyone, that's certainly the way to do it,

tl:dr - he's fat and Niki doesn't want to fuck him.

 

[Jenna]

I've never told detailed stories of encounters with my bros because why? We all fucked, what's the point. Like if something funny happened or something out of the ordinary happened then maybe but I'm not Tucker Max. I'm not penning a submission to Penthouse Letters (if that's even still a thing). I just don't see the point.

I've also never felt compelled to tell the world that I fucked, especially not as an adult. I can't imagine posting a picture of a shower and making "multi-use" comments or telling people that me and my wife fuck with skill and enthusiasm. Jesus Christ, just typing it feels wrong. If you're trying to tell the world that you're not fucking anyone, that's certainly the way to do it,

tl:dr - he's fat and Niki doesn't want to fuck him.

Relationship pussy is basically a toilet. Our bodies regularly produce gross substances that come out of two holes, and I don't want to touch anyone else's poop or cum. It's very exciting when you make the big transition from diapers to toilet, but eventually you start to take it for granted. "Oh I gotta shit, let me find a toilet", not "Oh I gotta shit, I am so eternally grateful for the sanitation system in place that flushes away my poop so I never see it again." But if you gotta shit and there's no toilet available, oh man is that inconvenient.

The problem is, you have to maintain your home toilet because it will break. Clog, won't flush, blah blah blah. If your partner doesn't want to fuck you, "I'm not in the mood", it's your fault. You chose a shitty toilet and couldn't keep it up to code, so you're back to diapers. Wait til the wife goes to bed and then jerk off to Riley Reid. That's how horny Pat comes across to me. Standing there in a diaper, talking about how he's a big boy who wiped all the poo off his butt all by himself. To flex on us, because Pat assumes most of us still haven't figured out how toilet paper works.

 

[Raymond]

There's no bigger faggot than Heterosexual Pat.

 

[fenrir]

Relationship pussy is basically a toilet. Our bodies regularly produce gross substances that come out of two holes, and I don't want to touch anyone else's poop or cum. It's very exciting when you make the big transition from diapers to toilet, but eventually you start to take it for granted. "Oh I gotta shit, let me find a toilet", not "Oh I gotta shit, I am so eternally grateful for the sanitation system in place that flushes away my poop so I never see it again." But if you gotta shit and there's no toilet available, oh man is that inconvenient.

The problem is, you have to maintain your home toilet because it will break. Clog, won't flush, blah blah blah. If your partner doesn't want to fuck you, "I'm not in the mood", it's your fault. You chose a shitty toilet and couldn't keep it up to code, so you're back to diapers. Wait til the wife goes to bed and then jerk off to Riley Reid. That's how horny Pat comes across to me. Standing there in a diaper, talking about how he's a big boy who wiped all the poo off his butt all by himself. To flex on us, because Pat assumes most of us still haven't figured out how toilet paper works.

Where do upper deckers fit in this metaphor?

 

[kingship75]

Im so glad we dont see the fat girls that are trying to be sexy and in style with low rise jeans with their muffin tops and thongs spilling out anymore.

Brotherman, have you witnessed the degenerate advertising recently?

see: Addidas

 

[RobertMewler]