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Pats drunk and binge watching star wars shit again

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Jesus, why don’t you and Andrew get a room and bring the xtra-large tub of lube while you’re at it?
If you’re going to openly say you love a man, you might as well pull his cock out and go at it like a fat kid with cake.
I can understand saying you love a man at, say, your best friend’s wedding or your brother’s wedding. This fat Faggot is saying it about *checks notes* Star Wars…
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I can understand saying you love a man at, say, your best friend’s wedding or your brother’s wedding. This fat Faggot is saying it about *checks notes* Star Wars…
While drunk - he was watching Star Wars shit on the couch and was lonely. You know what they say about a drunk man’s words being a sober man’s thoughts…

Seriously, he’s a homosexual that needs to come out. Really explains why he’s an alcoholic - he needs to be drunk so he can be “himself” which is a very gay man.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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While drunk - he was watching Star Wars shit on the couch and was lonely. You know what they say about a drunk man’s words being a sober man’s thoughts…

Seriously, he’s a homosexual that needs to come out. Really explains why he’s an alcoholic - he needs to be drunk so he can be “himself” which is a very gay man.
He’s like Lady Di, sitting on his couch all day and talking to his beer cans
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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I can understand saying you love a man at, say, your best friend’s wedding or your brother’s wedding. This fat Faggot is saying it about *checks notes* Star Wars…
If you really want to make it a memorable wedding, after you say that, you blow em, but not before telling the new wife that this is how he likes it.
 
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