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Pat's Costa Rica vacation is three months away

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Tony Hinchclit

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What do you think, guys. Will he be able to get beach hot in three months?
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I bet he cant wait to leave his shirt on at the beach after all this working out he has done.
 

Mikekeke

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I hope he's doing something really unsafe to crash diet before his trip like fasting without any water and sitting in a sauna for hours. Then we get dashcam footage of him going to Hooligan's to break his fast and he passes out and his fat lady from barefoot contessa body just bounces off the pavement and dents a traffic signal pole.

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CarolMaxheinie

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I hope he's doing something really unsafe to crash diet before his trip like fasting without any water and sitting in a sauna for hours. Then we get dashcam footage of him going to Hooligan's to break his fast and he passes out and his fat lady from barefoot contessa body just bounces off the pavement and dents a traffic signal pole.

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Ina Garten looks like Twiggy compared to Fatrick’s bloated head and multichins
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Must be a fortune. Each chin easily qualifies as a carryon expense as well as the three seats for the 2 of em. Then the suitcase full of sunglasses and pepperoni must be shipped priority as well.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Must be a fortune. Each chin easily qualifies as a carryon expense as well as the three seats for the 2 of em. Then the suitcase full of sunglasses and pepperoni must be shipped priority as well.
I tried to come up an extra baggage fee joke but gave up.
 
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