Pat's Costa Rica vacation is three months away

[garbageman2244]

Good thing it's already paid for because I don't think his finances are going to be in great shape by then. Anyhow, he's apparently going to get "beach hot" before the trip. If it was someone else who looked like he does, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're making a self-effacing joke, but there's no way Mr. "BMI doesn't apply to my broader in the chest and shoulders than most body" could ever do that. I think we should keep our mockery of his body to a low leading up to the trip - the pics of his udders on the beach and knowing he thinks he looks fucking gooood will make our ribs cups runneth over.

 

[TokenX]

How the fuck does he have any money?

 

[guest]

Must be nice to be able to afford Hawaii/Costa Rica vacations and vanity lawsuits when you have no discernable source of income.

This fat faggot is definitely planning to declare bankruptcy in the next 9 months.

 

[guest]

How the fuck does he have any money?

Spoiler alert: He doesn't

 

[Snake]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is on the verge of owing tens of thousands of dollars to Null, Quasi, and SFWA and this fool is going to take a tropical vacation on the tax payers dime. What an irresponsible selfish pig.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Actual photo of Fatrick at the beach.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They are flying down to research extradition laws in person

 

[stealthygeek]

I just wish Patso and Niki had stolen enough to go on a trip to Argentina to bask in El Gordo's popularity down there. The idea of Patty telling random Argentinean whores that they should be thanking him in his broken DuoLingo Spanglish is tickling my ribs a lil' bit.

 

[guest]

How the fuck does he have any money?

Do you pay taxes?

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Here's the great thing about all this: Imagine him completely losing the lawsuit, outright. As in: EVERYTHING GETS THROWN OUT, both in CA and WI, and he has to find out about it ON VACATION, first day in.

Not only would it completely ruin his trip, but it would accelerate his eventual divorce.

Hopefully by then; the hedgies will start to cover their positions in AMC and I'll get paid out big.
If that happens, I'll just counter-sue Patrick for wasting my time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought that was the point of buying gym equipment only to claim he “needs” the heavy weights in the gym. Being an chronically unemployed bum he should at least be in shape since he has NOTHING ELSE TO DO! That shows how lazy he is, he has no job and nowhere to be but can’t be bothered to get and stay in shape.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I hope he paid everything off because this LOLsuit is gonna rack up more charges as he has to sue every John Doe that’s not in Wisconsin in local venues.

 

[garbageman2244]

They are flying down to research extradition laws in person

If you read the documents in person it makes you an expert. Just like the constitution. Everyone knows this.

 

[NoBacon]

What does he even need a vacation from?

does he still have his insurance salesman job or something?

 

[Will Tate]

Golly I sure hope he enjoys his vacation and doesn't have to deal with people posting about him on Reddit or imposter childs on Twitter or anything like that starting the first day of his vacation.

 

[Will Tate]

What does he even need a vacation from?

Murder charges like the trip up to the alibi cabin?

I'm just asking questions.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Remember when his Twitter was rightfully suspended on his first day at Pedola...I mean Disneyworld?

 

[NoBacon]

Murder charges like the trip up to the alibi cabin?

I'm just asking questions.

#justiceforbernell

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

How the fuck does he have any money?

His mother-in-law and dead faggot father-in-law.