Patrick's stunning lack of masculinity

[MonsterSteve]

But he bought a mustang and a motorcycle. He watches sports with his hat backwards. He thinks he flys under the radar as a geek. Meanwhile all of the internet is laughing at him.

He could probably name 3 or 4 players on the Packers but if you started talking about players on other teams Fatrick would just keep nodding his head having no idea what you’re talking about.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[EraGodless]

Sssssss some more, faggot.

 

[guest]

Back when he still had some life in his eyes

 

[guest]

Dead, defeated eyes Patrick:

 

[guest]

"No, I do noT understand thaT."

For me, the best part of that exchange was the judge's curt "You can't". It really was a pretty simple concept but much like No Contest vs Not Guilty or Fat vs Not Fat, Rick didn't understand.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Back when he still had some life in his eyes

Dead, defeated eyes Patrick:

He hasn’t gained even one size and there is no difference between these pics.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He hasn’t gained even one size and there is no difference between these pics.

Those are your delusions again, little babygirl.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Those are your delusions again, little babygirl.

Bzz. Wrong in every detail as always, stlaker. Allow Pat to set the record straight.

 

[EraGodless]

Bzz. Wrong in every detail as always, atalker. Allow Pat to set the record straight.

Come on bro- lol. He needs an intervention. Right in the back of his head.