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Patrick's Parent's Were Drug-Addled Losers So He Assumes That's How Everyone's Parents Were--

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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He is the weird kid who lied his ass off in elementary school. We all knew that one kid. He just never grew out of it, and Twitter let's him just block anyone who calls him out.
My dad's friend has a son who was one of those kids. I used to have to hang out with him when they came over and the kid would tell just ridiculous lies. Like the one time he said his dad has a Maclaren F1 that he keeps at his grandparents house yet they lived in a shitty duplex. I'd always be like "I'm gonna go ask him" and the kid would freak out. I loved it. His dad would look disgusted and shake his head at him while the kid visibly panicked.
 

Stent

jewery duty
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Annabelle: My deadbeat non-father did his share of the meatloaf etc etc
 
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