Patrick's Parent's Were Drug-Addled Losers So He Assumes That's How Everyone's Parents Were--

[EraGodless]

 

[BudDickman]

A lot of his tweets have this form for some reason.

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[Handsome_Pat]

They were capstones you fuck!

 

[peckafacce]

Maybe if your parents were deragned hippies. My parents are god damn boomers. Outside of beer and cigarettes, I don't think they've touched a damn thing.

 

[Raymond]

Drug Pat is one of my least favorite Pats.

 

[RobertMewler]

Mother: Ex-hippie school psychologist, drug addict.

Father: Bull rider, rodeo clown, bucking bronco rider, master electrician, leathersmith, training counselor for the NRA, hunter, “semi truck driver”, wind turbine installer, ski jumper, snowmobile racer, drug addict.

(All those things his father did are what I took from various tweets of his, I didn't make any of them up)

 

[EraGodless]

Mother: Ex-hippie school psychologist, drug addict.

Father: Bull rider, rodeo clown, bucking bronco rider, master electrician, leathersmith, training counselor for the NRA, hunter, “semi truck driver”, wind turbine installer, ski jumper, snowmobile racer, drug addict.

(All those things his father did are what I took from various tweets of his, I didn't make any of them up)

Does Pat realize that the more he lies about his dad, the more it makes himself look like a complete fucking loser? Your dad is all of those things, but yet none of it translated to you? Pat has NO discernable skills. He's a "professional author" who can't write and has several WIP's that are never going to see the light of day (they're all terrible fucking ideas: IN SPACE!).

 

[guest]

Does Pat realize that the more he lies about his dad, the more it makes himself look like a complete fucking loser? Your dad is all of those things, but yet none of it translated to you? Pat has discernable skills. He's a "professional author" who can't write and has several WIP's that are never going to see the light of day (they're all terrible fucking ideas: IN SPACE!).

He is the weird kid who lied his ass off in elementary school. We all knew that one kid. He just never grew out of it, and Twitter let's him just block anyone who calls him out.

 

[BudDickman]

Mother: Ex-hippie school psychologist, drug addict.

Father: Bull rider, rodeo clown, bucking bronco rider, master electrician, leathersmith, training counselor for the NRA, hunter, “semi truck driver”, wind turbine installer, ski jumper, snowmobile racer, drug addict.

(All those things his father did are what I took from various tweets of his, I didn't make any of them up)

If you look though his tweets you'll find that his grandfather worked for the Manhattan Project. He doesn't say what he did, so he could've been scrubbing toilets. The point is that the Tomlinsons have been fighting fascism for three generations, child.

 

[wbgreen]

His grandfather was one of the pigs the army placed near blast sites to see how radiation affected organs that are about the size of a human's.

 

[RoTheHo69]

If you look though his tweets you'll find that his grandfather worked for the Manhattan Project. He doesn't say what he did, so he could've been scrubbing toilets. The point is that the Tomlinsons have been fighting fascism for three generations, child.

the manfattan project

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Maybe if your parents were deragned hippies. My parents are god damn boomers. Outside of beer and cigarettes, I don't think they've touched a damn thing.

My mom told me that she “tried pot” a few times but didn’t ever feel it. This would have been in the early 80s so it was shit weed and since she never smoked cigarettes I’m thinking she didn’t know how to inhale. I’m glad my parents aren’t degenerates

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Tomlinson secret is they met while being members of the Manson family

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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“Our children’s…”

Who is he talking about?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

“Our children’s…”

Who is he talking about?

Leave it alone

 

[Guyincognito]

Mother: Ex-hippie school psychologist, drug addict.

Father: Bull rider, rodeo clown, bucking bronco rider, master electrician, leathersmith, training counselor for the NRA, hunter, “semi truck driver”, wind turbine installer, ski jumper, snowmobile racer, drug addict.

(All those things his father did are what I took from various tweets of his, I didn't make any of them up)

RE: his dad- can you become addicted to poppers?

 

[HotDogJoe]

A lot of his tweets have this form for some reason.
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They all end with him being fat too. That's a common theme I've observed.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

RE: his dad- can you become addicted to poppers?

@CarolMaxheinie ?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Fat weighs more than his parents combined, then their other children's weight added and the prospective weight of their grandchildren in adulthood...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

RE: his dad- can you become addicted to poppers?

His dad became addicted to peckas

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