Patrick's literary agent has joined Twitter!

[RobertMewler]

This is hilarious. Reminded me of Seth blowing up every Rahul Kumar in the tri-state area. It should also be stated that Pats stupid twitter avatar pointing to his head is like 80% of the humor in all this.

His thinking meats are on the fritz!

 

[bombvest]

this Krassenstein fellow is gonna get fatrick even more blackballed than nikki godspeed.

 

[guest]

This isn't even half of this mornings oinkfest on this subject

This really is his entire life.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

TYFYS, you're driving him fucking nuts.

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All of these are potential publishers that Pat could pitch his piece of shit WIP to, if he ever finishes it.

He didn’t even tag PaT. He tagged Stealthygeev. PaT is menTally ill child.

 

[RobertMewler]

He didn’t even tag PaT. He tagged Stealthygeev. PaT is menTally ill child.

Oh my god I didn't notice that at first. Holy shit, what's Pat doing? Chasing every existing iteration of his twitter name for updates? How is this his life!?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh my god I didn't notice that at first. Holy shit, what's Pat doing? Chasing every existing iteration of his twitter name for updates? How is this his life!?

Oh you know he relentlessly searches his name on Twitter and replies.

 

[42069]

I don’t have the balls but I’d love to call the agency and see if they still rep him

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It is January 5th and already 100 followers.
If he joined at the 1st, that's 20 a day Pat. That's negative .5 times the amount your gaining a day. (Hope that word problem threw him for a loop)

Pat would saw Niki’s head off for a ratio like that.

 

[bombvest]

I can't wait to see @AKrassenstein get a blue check mark. there has to be a way.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I don’t have the balls but I’d love to call the agency and see if they still rep him

Would they answer a random inquiry like that?

 

[Will Tate]

Oh you know he relentlessly searches his name on Twitter and replies.

He's on our flaccid forums every day, child.