Patrick

[guest]

Claims to be 6' yet always seems to choose the window seat. Aisle seats aren't more expensive, especially on flights he takes which leaves only one explanation; hes a 40+ year old rube still going HURR DURRR PLANEY TAKEY OFFY.

I'm not even 6' tall and I would rather the aisle. Who the fuck likes a window seat? What am I, 5?

 

[guest]

Ha ha, no, that was a different flight:

Up until this chink flu shit I'd have to fly a couple of times a month on average. I'm struggling to remember a time I saw anyone take a selfie on a plane. Certainly never a grown man. He's such a fat retard.

 

[guest]

I'm not even 6' tall and I would rather the aisle. Who the fuck likes a window seat? What am I, 5?

He's a retarded egomaniac who loves telling the people sitting next to him to move when he has to use the bathroom 8 times per flight.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Up until this chink flu shit I'd have to fly a couple of times a month on average. I'm struggling to remember a time I saw anyone take a selfie on a plane. Certainly never a grown man. He's such a fat retard.

Same. I used to fly regularly and have only ever seen the occasional teenage girl doing it. What a fat embarrassment he is.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Ha ha, no, that was a different flight:

Special boy needed to have his window seat.

 

[Sputnik]

it really is unsettling to look at him for more than a few seconds. I am afraid that face will pop up in my dreams.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Up until this chink flu shit I'd have to fly a couple of times a month on average. I'm struggling to remember a time I saw anyone take a selfie on a plane. Certainly never a grown man. He's such a fat retard.

I pointed to my hat

 

[guest]

I pointed to my hat

That's it! That's the unifying theory of OandAforums.net.

If you're a grown man who takes selfies on a plane and post it online you're getting a section dedicated to mocking you.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

he posts so fewer selfies now, I wonder if he still takes them though? it's a very effeminate trait

Maybe that’s the next bit - convince him that he’s losing weight.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Same. I used to fly regularly and have only ever seen the occasional teenage girl doing it. What a fat embarrassment he is.

Same here. Regular travelers - both men and women - don’t take selfies and typically prefer the aisle seat.

Patrick travels like a person with a 1.7 GPA (1.2 adjusted). I’m shocked he hasn’t bragged about being in an exit row before.

 

[Phish]

If you want to take something about Patrick to the bank, it is that he is heavily medicated on Prescription Opiates. Those constricted, dead pupils a guaranteed indication

Nice dilated Opiate pupils, stupid. You should take a larger dose to get rid of your withdrawls and constrict those pupils down to pinpoints properly.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nice wet baby after a bath look, stupid.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

it really is unsettling to look at him for more than a few seconds. I am afraid that face will pop up in my dreams.

Patzuzu will get you

 

[Meownaw]

it really is unsettling to look at him for more than a few seconds. I am afraid that face will pop up in my dreams.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JewishNigger]

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[Meownaw]

 

[RobertMewler]

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I'm so sorry, Paul plane.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He thinks he is a bad ass just because they let him sit in it.

 

[Phish]

He thinks he is a bad ass just because they let him sit in it.

Hes killing nazis, child. Get. Out. Of. His. Way!