Patrick, you fucking idiot.....

[Caverlock]

How can you be an author with such bad spelling?

To be fair, his hands are really fucking fat.

Literally ham-handed.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Army of Darkness kicks ass. Pat really is an uncultured swine.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Army of Darkness kicks ass. Pat really is an uncultured swine.

It's such an asinine statement. He's a cultural bottom feeder. Pure shit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Even she knows you're a fucking retard, Pat.

 

[guest]

Even she knows you're a fucking retard, Pat.

he*

 

[TorqueWheeler]

he*

Didn't even notice that. TYFYS.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Queen writing original music for the score. Brian Blessed hamming it up and having a ball. Stories of Max von Sydow turning up on set in full costume and make-up for scenes he wasn't even in, just to fuck with the other cast. For a 1930s children's adventure it's pretty good. But what would Rick know about space operas?

Ps. Ornella Muti for the alliance

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How about this hoe from that old Dune movie? My lady is way into the sci fi and had me watch this with her. Not a huge fan of 80s broads, but something about this bitch had me like

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Liar! Pats books don’t sell and he’s currently writing for free with nothing on the horizon. He had to give copies of his book away in hopes it made people show up for his maps lecture.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Liar! Pats books don’t sell and he’s currently writing for free with nothing on the horizon. He had to give copies of his book away in hopes it made people show up for his maps lecture.
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This is a topic Rick speaks about all the time on twitter. Definitely more than the MAPs he likes. Why wasn’t he invited to speak I wonder?

 

[smashthafunk]

Hey, fellow geeks. Let's all watch that awful movie Blade Runner and talk about how shitty it was.

2001: A Space Odyssey is so boring, child. Guardians of the Galaxy is a masterpiece

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

2001: A Space Odyssey is so boring, child. Guardians of the Galaxy is a masterpiece

I read that Kubrick purposely destroyed a lot of the sets / props created just so they would only be in this movie and not reused for other films. Guardians of the Galaxy was shot entirely on green screen. Pat of course thinks Guardians slaps, child.

 

[Meownaw]

I read that Kubrick purposely destroyed a lot of the sets / props created just so they would only be in this movie and not reused for other films. Guardians of the Galaxy was shot entirely on green screen. Pat of course thinks Guardians slaps, child.

I watched Guardians and the only thing I remember is shitty popular music from the 80s that soys are now fans of and a cum joke. Literally nothing else.

 

[Stent]

The Turdinator.

"What? I love to watch classic sci-fi like Rotocop and The Things".

 

[guest]

I read that Kubrick purposely destroyed a lot of the sets / props created just so they would only be in this movie and not reused for other films. Guardians of the Galaxy was shot entirely on green screen. Pat of course thinks Guardians slaps, child.

He used them for the moon landing though

 

[guest]

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How about this hoe from that old Dune movie? My lady is way into the sci fi and had me watch this with her. Not a huge fan of 80s broads, but something about this bitch had me like

She has the haughty gaze of one to the manner born. She looks like one of those upper class fillies who would play hard to get, but not very hard, and would then never break eye contact while giving a blowjob. Even when she swallows load.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She has the haughty gaze of one to the manner born.

American translation: she's a high class freak bitch.