Patrick threatens to murder me. *TRIGGER WARNING for violence*

[The Greaseman]

The constant use of the phrase "do da bit" must be so fucking annoying to him. It cracks me up how that borders on school yard teasing.

Pat: Naht funny!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You called that nigga's bitch a fartbox. Ribs.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Is he suggesting that a case has already been charged and you have already been set a court date? How can it already be too late? So if you stopped now it would have no affect on your prison sentence? What exactly is the implication of what he is telling you? I get its supposed to be a tactic to scare you into stopping but it doesn't really make much sense to me. If i was being mugged in a dark alley, would advising the mugger there was already a warrant for his arrest out for a hundred prior muggings, would it convince him to stop? This poster thinks no.

 

[JebJoh]

This is terrible. What kind of world do we live in? A surplus chin American and a fart box have the power to imprison any texter they don’t like? For life? For a couple of whimsical texts? Is this felony goofing? Looks like we all better get ready to move to Saudi Arabia where they appreciate a joke.

 

[@FBI]

"I own your body and soul" = not a rape threat
"I'd have consensual sex with Niki" = Rape threat! Rape threat! @FBI

that is NOT a rape threat

 

[CruisinColin]

"You have nothing in your life besides this..."

Projector Pat is at it again.

 

[kingship75]

Looks like we all better get ready to move to Saudi Arabia where they appreciate a joke.

They have a flying school for homosexuals.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Ending every sentence with stlaker.
stlaker stlaker stlaker stlaker stlaker.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They have a flying school for homosexuals.

Very few graduates though

 

[Stent]

He just delineated between online and "in real life". FBI twitter isn't the real FBI because it isn't in real life.

I'm sorry you're so stupid, Rick. I can't help you.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

His chin looks like it has its own smile.

 

[guest]

"I own your body and soul" = not a rape threat
"I'd have consensual sex with Niki" = Rape threat! Rape threat! @FBI

If a rascal texted Rick and told him that "his life was over", he'd be reporting it to the FBI and MPD within minutes.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I like the bit where he says your you're losing everything FOREVER like, not only will you be imprisoned for texting him, but it'll be a life sentence hahahaha

your time is almost up! aaaaaaany day now

I think I. His demented gay brain if you are convicted of atalking, people in your life will treat you like a convicted pedophile or something and won't associate with you anymore

 

[JebJoh]

We all forgot to say "I'm so sorry this happened to you"