Patrick says a diaper will go to prison

[HH Brother]

"Hot, horny dirty diaper cocks are hungry for your asshole"

 

[guest]

Funniest fawkin bit of all time. I had to hide out on the can to laugh holy shit

 

[Udders]

Pat arguing with a Diaper Based Economy.

I was also gonna say that I hope @Diaper Based Economy makes an appearance, he's my favorite.

 

[FurBurger]

I like how he replies "No. Stop. Cancel" before Niki comes along and tells him it's a stlaker ...and then he gets mad, and deploys the full force of his copypasta.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Could Pat actually be more stupid than he is fat?

Another 150 lbs and it'll be closer.

 

[eggfeller]

Sanctuary NOW, child!

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

In Pat's defense, he's unfamiliar with diapers because he abandoned his biological daughter. He's a deadbeat father is what I'm saying.

Yes but I’m pretty sure when you join sfwa you’re given a good primer on diaper fetishes

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He has to enjoy this. No other reason to reply to such asanine texts.

It makes him feel like he has a purpose. His life is meaningless and shallow, he’s a global laughingstock and object of ridicule. Pat claims he’s bound for stardom and big Hollywood success, as if such people also spend their time responding to texts from anyone but their friends. Pat doesn’t have friends and he doesn’t work, so he has nothing but time to fuck around on his phone.

 

[TravisPickle]

"Hot, horny dirty diaper cocks are hungry for your asshole"

I really hate Bert Kreischer right now holy shit

 

[HotDogJoe]

NO. STOP. CANCEL.

Jesus is this rib shattering. What an absolute mong.

 

[guest]

I'm in tears

 

[jordanBpeterson]

been laughing at this all day

 

[MonsterSteve]

NO wasn't an option lol