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Patrick S. Tomlinson has spent his entire ConFusion yelling into his phone at civilians threatening them prison for Felony Grill Pickup

TorqueWheeler

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You just know he burns everything to a crisp and it’s dry as shit, probably covered in sugary bbq sauce (which you also know is charred to shit).
Considering how much abysmal slop he's happily posted on social media it's interesting that he's never once shown us his BBQ. Since he once proudly declared properly cooked meat "doesn't agree with (his) palate" you know that shit is all like flavorless jerky if he's ever even bothered at all.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I don’t think some of you realize how funny it must be to see Rick at the con surrounded by a couple dorks and all of a sudden he looks at his phone and has to scurry away while he screams “prison child!!!” Into his ring app trying to not make a scene. Like Gleason once said. To the RIBS Alice!
I don't think he gives a fuck about causing a scene. He thinks shrieking at people makes him look like a badass.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I don't think he gives a fuck about causing a scene. He thinks shrieking at people makes him look like a badass.
I wouldnt be surprised if he was sitting at the hotel bar when it all went down. Pat thinks he looks like he is laying down the law but in reality he is a fat baby screaming at his phone in a public space. Im sure the bartender was impressed.
 

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I don't think he gives a fuck about causing a scene. He thinks shrieking at people makes him look like a badass.
One of his Josiah rants was right outside of Hooligan's. People sitting outside or going in and out of there would have heard everything he said. He sounded absolutely insane in those rants but he did at least one of them publicly and loudly and fatly. He's a complete lunatic.
 

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Update: Sourced from the same kiwi thread as OP.
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aaaaand:
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Quote from @SomervilleDan on kiwi: "I have of course explained that this was because it was reserved for him. He's coming back Wednesday at 7AM for pickup."


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