Patrick S Toiletson

[Meownaw]

If someone made an account of my toilet, fence, blanket etc. I would laugh at how absurd it is. Maybe even evaluate what I'm doing with my life.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

@patsfatgut wouldn't be a bad idea. Or @FatPatsBaps

 

[Stent]

@patscreditcard

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat's unopened NordicTrack box.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats toilet is trying to give him valuable advice

 

[guest]

80% of almost nothing is still almost nothing, child. I was a rockstar in math and science.

He really showed his ass here. Even if that site ignores 80% of his sales that would mean 30,000 career sales, which still sucks and is obviously way short of a “6 figure author”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Toilet getting pig upset

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hot.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I'm loving this shit

 

[peckafacce]

Toilet getting pig upset
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And he would still be a miserable fuck, being a cunt to everyone.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He really showed his ass here. Even if that site ignores 80% of his sales that would mean 30,000 career sales, which still sucks and is obviously way short of a “6 figure author”

That doesn't even amount to 50k a year since he started writing. Jesus Christ, Rick, there are 22 year olds that make more than you, you're in your forties. You could be a shift manager at a retail store and make more than that.

 

[Clint Ruin]

And he would still be a miserable fuck, being a cunt to everyone.

The only thing I could see Rick doing with advanced knowledge of the future is steal peoples' viral tweets before they make them

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Hot.

I made sure to report her for her awful potty mouth, that kind of talk had no place on Twitter!

 

[Clint Ruin]

You know what I see here? Someone admitting publicly that they can afford to Pay Quasi. Wait for the knock.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat still arguing with his toilet

 

[guest]

Pat is arguing with his toilet
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He's saying they don't track audiobooks but isn't there audiobooks on the list of sales?

 

[captainjapan]

 

[stealthygeek]

Pat still arguing with his toilet
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"No, stlaker, I could not sell more books."

He's probably right. At a certain point his shit writing overrides any sales gimmicks like not acting like a fat piece of shit all the time.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Pat's toilet probably needs a new flapper from so much flushing

 

[guest]

Validating yourself online to the ceramic object that flushes your turds...I'm in a fever dream