Patrick is stealing jokes from Wayne's World now

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1494103652109365248?s=20&t=F0TFgcPySS0dLbRQ5g9ORQ[/URL]

Patrick S. Tomlinson
@stealthygeek

Has anyone actually seen Delaware?

7:17 PM · Feb 16, 2022·Twitter for Android

[MEDIA=youtube]TK_FiRm6ZK8[/MEDIA]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Farty on, Couch.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Milwaukee has certainly had a lot of visitors. Until Patrick ate them I mean.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This nigga got a lien on his house and is tweeting jokes about Delaware? Get a job, Fat!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Niki loves the Chinese food in Delaware, particularly the Cream of SumYunGai

 

[Meownaw]

Wish he would steal jokes from R. Budd Dwyer.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

well if you weren't a midwestern rube, you'd have passed thru delaware many times as you travel up and down the beautiful and happening East Coast

 

[peckafacce]

Ide much rather spend time in Rehoboth Beach, then anywhere in WI

 

[Hudson]

He's a regular Mike (Oscar) Meyers.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Wish he would steal jokes from R. Budd Dwyer.

Budd Dwyer was kinda badass though. much braver than Pat. He accused the governor of fucking him over, refused to resign after being hit with corruption charges and after he was convicted he had a press conference where he was expected to but then killed himself. basically his finances took a hit from defending himself in his case so by being in office when he died, his family could collect a sizeable insurance. Pat would never think of someone else before himself like that. the selfish fat cunt.

Also Budd Dwyer gave a trigger warning (lol, literally) to the audience saying if they were going to be upset they should leave before he did it. That's a real man right there

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Joe Biden has lived in DE since he’s been 10 years old and owns at least two homes in DE. You’re not allowed to make fun of DE anymore, Fatso. Biden has been a joke in Delaware for decades.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also one time I was on the highway in Delaware and I saw someone shooting up in a car

 

[guest]

Guess I forgot to laugh

Wilmington, Delaware used to be a nice working class WHITE neighborhood. Now it's a chocolate hell hole where the unemployment line goes around the block. I heard this from somebody from there.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Milwaukee has certainly had a lot of visitors. Until Patrick ate them I mean.

Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "Home of the Fat Retarded Faggot."

 

[guest]

Also one time I was on the highway in Delaware and I saw someone shooting up in a car

Yea asshole and I waved to you but you didn't wave back!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Niki loves the Chinese food in Delaware, particularly the Cream of SumYunGai

STOP making Niki relatable.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If there was a dork convention there pat would be saying how underrated it is just because he hangs out in a hotel in delaware four days out of the year. Just like how he waxes about Kentucky

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Niki loves the Chinese food in Delaware, particularly the Cream of SumYunGai

She's also an enthusiast of Lik Wang, as made famous by the chef Suk Sum Dong.

 

[BudDickman]

It's a state that isn't known for anything that has no notable residents except politicians. The only thing I know about Delaware is that a lot of LLCs are registered there for some reason. This is a hack "joke" (observation) that any retard could make. It's not even topical, so I'm sure people have been this for decades.