Patrick is now paying a clickbait farm to promote his old abortion thought experiment tweet

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be a real shame if a little rascal from here pointed out on this tweet that he paid for this.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Sethuraman S?
"Seth u r a man Simons" ?

An author with an Indian name writing an article about Pat a day after he loses his lawsuit?

the simulation is tickling our taints. If he gets told to lose weight by someone named Norm Gibson I think I'll have to be put into an induced coma for a while just to ride this crazy wave out.

 

[Zombie247]

The quiet and not being a cunt will be short lived

Absolutely. He cant help himself.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hey, you fat Pussy Bitch -

YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE A PUNDIT. EVER.

Die fat about it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really paid for fake heat on a 4 year old tweet.

 

[Coonskin]

Just when I think this guy can't get more autistic... I've fuckin seen it all

 

[BudDickman]

I knew there was something fishy about an Indian guy who won't even use his full name writing about the "thought experiment" 3 years later on the very day of his defeat in court.

 

[guest]

Teen Vogue be dialin'!

 

[Clint Ruin]

486k followers. 40 likes. Yeah, that Tomlinson charm sure reels them in.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is doing his greatest hits.

Next up: The Mantis story.

He is on life support and needs a steady drip of likes.

 

[ActionJackson]

We dismantled this argument in 10 seconds

Wrong as always, my sweet summer gamete blastocyst zygote embryo fetus newborn infant baby toddler child.

The logic in this thought experiment is ironclad. If you don't abort babies it will cause living children to die. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

@trychick thinks its real

 

[BudDickman]

More work by Sethuraman S:

https://explore.newsner.com/poop-knives-are-real-thing-most-families-own-one-turd-shit

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He's got a fancy new phone, he had a very popular tweet, and he's about to dip his feet in the warm sands of Costa Rica.

sniff

Everything is fine in the world of Patrick. sniff He's probably gonna get Brewers playoff tickets sniff

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He is doing his greatest hits.

Next up: The Mantis story.

He is on life support and needs a steady drip of likes.

Hopefully he re-tells the story of the Monster

 

[Clint Ruin]

@trychick thinks its real

I don't get her shilling for Rick. Trying to be his third, butter wife?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

@trychick thinks its real

Well she's a religious nut who is too much of a pussy to fight for her country, so that's unsurprising

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

How much does Upworthy charge for hard-hitting investigative journalism involve cheating at a fun run?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Maybe we chip in a couple shekels and get Deepak McStreetshitter to publish Apostlegate.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Ben Shapiro successfully argued against it, then Piggy blocked him. Guess technicality Rick could say since he didn’t see the reply it’s never been disproven child.