Patrick is fucking enormous, man

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It's funny though because it's a slight detail that nobody would give a second look to, but people on this forum can take that one thing and craft a joke out of it funnier than anything in Norton's stand up specials.

I know. I'm sitting here cracking up at someone pointing out that you can see his fat head in the butter knife reflection in one of the pictures.

 

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I know. I'm sitting here cracking up at someone pointing out that you can see his fat head in the butter knife reflection in one of the pictures.

It's the little details that are hysterical

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We really should revisit the food pat consumes. Some solid ball busting from a photo of his meals.

Like this chicken that is rolled in gravel

 

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We really should revisit the food pat consumes. Some solid ball busting from a photo of his meals.

Like this chicken that is rolled in gravel

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We really should revisit the food pat consumes. Some solid ball busting from a photo of his meals.

Like this chicken that is rolled in gravel

What asshole Chops asparagus into one inch slices like they are feeding an infant. Of course pat needs to make his pee smell worse for when he wets himself

 

[guest]

We really should revisit the food pat consumes. Some solid ball busting from a photo of his meals.

Like this chicken that is rolled in gravel

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Chicken tendies? What are you, five?

 

[Meownaw]

What asshole Chops asparagus into one inch slices like they are feeding an infant. Of course pat needs to make his pee smell worse for when he wets himself

No, child I did not chop my sparagussies in wittle swices that was my wife and no, child I do not wet myself anymore that is another one of your delusions, stlaker.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

No, child I did not chop my sparagussies in wittle swices that was my wife and no, child I do not wet myself anymore that is another one of your delusions, atalker.

I read this is Maggie's voice

 

[fricklefrackle]

Good thing he didnt eat this 12 hours before



and then eat this a day after

That sprinkling of dried parsley that's been sitting above one of the stoves for four years really brings the dish together.