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Patrick Hit Like When I Told Him To Pay Quasi

HotDogJoe

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Pat with the ultra rare lol

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Patrick fawkin nailed JDA there tbf. Although it absolutely confirms that he lurks here because there's no way he'd know we don't like the fat, grifting spic otherwise.

Hi Pat 🙂
 

Jenna

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We occasionally get violent meth heads challenging Patrick to a supervised MMA fight, but Rick vs JDA is the marquee matchup. For one, they're both doughy pieces of garbage who mutually agree they could beat up the other. Second, they're both "known" enough to bring in fans who'll want to see one of them get their ass kicked. Third, it doesn't really matter who wins or loses from our vantage point.
 

The Fuchitive

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We occasionally get violent meth heads challenging Patrick to a supervised MMA fight, but Rick vs JDA is the marquee matchup. For one, they're both doughy pieces of garbage who mutually agree they could beat up the other. Second, they're both "known" enough to bring in fans who'll want to see one of them get their ass kicked. Third, it doesn't really matter who wins or loses from our vantage point.
Smart money is on Pat beating that doughy fucking spic nearly to death. Jon has never been in a fight in his life and Pat has at least a little alcoholic tard rage in him.
 

Jenna

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Smart money is on Pat beating that doughy fucking spic nearly to death. Jon has never been in a fight in his life and Pat has at least a little alcoholic tard rage in him.

I think if they fought now, Pat's autistic rage would take over and he'd snap on Jon.

If you give them 3-4 months to train, Jon would learn MMA basics while Pat would lay on his couch, confident that he's already an asskicker. Jon would play basic defense and TKO him within 30 seconds.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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Clearly both of these gentlemen are far too refined for fisticuffs, that is for the common filthy poors. It must be a duel, conducted with the pomp and ceremony befitting two such giants of their field.
As they are worldly sophisticates, this duel cannot be fought with crude tools like swords or pistols. No, it must be a battle wills and minds, thus it will be a drinking contest. Each has a handle of pure grain alcohol. Winning is determined by the following:
Patrick loses when he can no longer pronounce "child" intelligibly.
Jon loses when he can no longer achieve erection to a picture of a cartoon child.
May the best pig(or javelina)man win!
 

SpaceEdge

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Woooah now, Patrick S Tomlinson doesn't get to decide how I feel, regardless of how much time he spends reading this forum.

You wanna hurt Jon? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. He's an easy target. Yeah, you're right, he talks too much. He also listens too much. He could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but he doesn't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about him; he's not changing. He likes... He likes himself. His wife likes him. His customers like him. 'Cause he's the real article. What you see is what you get.
 

Meownaw

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Woooah now, Patrick S Tomlinson doesn't get to decide how I feel, regardless of how much time he spends reading this forum.

You wanna hurt Jon? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. He's an easy target. Yeah, you're right, he talks too much. He also listens too much. He could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but he doesn't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about him; he's not changing. He likes... He likes himself. His wife likes him. His customers like him. 'Cause he's the real article. What you see is what you get.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
- :dm_large:
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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We occasionally get violent meth heads challenging Patrick to a supervised MMA fight, but Rick vs JDA is the marquee matchup. For one, they're both doughy pieces of garbage who mutually agree they could beat up the other. Second, they're both "known" enough to bring in fans who'll want to see one of them get their ass kicked. Third, it doesn't really matter who wins or loses from our vantage point.
I'll put $1000 on his polish potato farming bitch to strangle Nikki to death with her humungous peasant thighs
 
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