Patrick had a very chill evening at a Jazz club

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Jazz Pat is a promising new variation. I'd have to imagine he swaps his shit-coated brewers cap for a backwards ivy cap and maybe gets some transition lenses and grows his goatee back

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I’m trying to think of one for Miles Davis but can’t

Meals Davis

 

[Meownaw]

I’m trying to think of one for Miles Davis but can’t

Miles Capacious

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Herbie Hamhock
John Coldcuts
Thelonius Drunk
Duke "Beef" Wellington
Count Greasy
Ella Fatzgerald

Charlie Porker
Oscar Piggerson
Sweatin Marsalis

 

[DanFielding]

Chunk Corea

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Roy Weighers

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The only “jazz” Pat might be vaguely familiar with are the guys who played in the Mighty Bosstones

 

[Hudson]

Charlie Porker
Oscar Piggerson
Sweatin Marsalis

How the fuck did I miss Charlie Porker?

 

[guest]

He goes to a jazz club filled with honkies watching jew honkies performing jazz music.


Classic.

 

[wbgreen]

Miles Didn’t ( in reference to his marathon cheating ). It’s a deep cut, but the true fans will dig it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

posting on social media the day after seems so much more mentally ill to me than people who snap a pic, post, and move on

 

[BudDickman]

Old white guy jazz is so lame. White guys playing jazz is like Nigerians writing sci-fi.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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I wonder what her last name ends with?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I’m trying to think of one for Miles Davis but can’t

Trials Awaitis

 

[SFWA liaison]

Can't find an exact age on Jerry

From Wisconsin court case details (traffic and an Estate, not pedo) a Jerry Grillo from Milwaukee was born April of '44, makes him 78

Probably a friend of Thomas that feels pity for nhis friend's retarded son and lets him tag along

 

[wbgreen]

Herbie Hamhock
John Coldcuts
Thelonius Drunk
Duke "Beef" Wellington
Count Greasy
Ella Fatzgerald

While we're all here workshopping Piggy hate, I would suggest amending the third to "The Loneliest Drunk".

Fucking home run on Herbie Hamhock though.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jazz Pat is a promising new variation. I'd have to imagine he swaps his shit-coated brewers cap for a backwards ivy cap and maybe gets some transition lenses and grows his goatee back

Jazz Pat could be something, I can see him repeating all the cliches and claiming to be very knowledgeable in jazz fusion and talk about Miles Davis. Bitches Brew really slaps, child.

 

[A House Nigger]

Herbie Hamhock
John Coldcuts
Thelonius Drunk
Duke "Beef" Wellington
Count Greasy
Ella Fatzgerald

Billie Hollandaise
(That’s a stretch)