Patrick denies cheating in the brewers mini marathon.

[CarolMaxheinie]

He started in the first third of the runners and finished in the back of the pack. What “knot of runners” did he run around? Also, it used to be a pothole his trotters got caught in…now it’s a curb on a bridge?

If you injured yourself in the middle of a race wouldn’t you remember if it was a pothole or a curb? Whether you’re a runner or not, put yourself in the story. Wouldn’t you remember? I’ll leave it up to the reader but this is even more evidence that he cheated, this time directly from the Pig’s oink.

 

[NoBacon]

He started in the first third of the runners and finished in the back of the pack. What “knot of runners” did he run around? Also, it used to be a pothole his trotters got caught in…now it’s a curb on a bridge?

If you injured yourself in the middle of a race wouldn’t you remember if it was a pothole or a curb? Whether you’re a runner or not, put yourself in the story. Wouldn’t you remember? I’ll leave it up to the reader but this is even more evidence that he cheated, this time directly from the Pig’s oink.

For context, I run every single day - I like to be in shape but I can’t stand lifting weights so I just run a lot mostly.

I don’t run marathons because I’m not really into the idea of running with thousands of Patrick’s but I have done half marathons on weekends for my own satisfaction.

Anybody who’s ran or jogged any significant amount of distance knows he’s lying through his teeth, you don’t regularly complete marathons while built like a wild pig. I know bigger people who can and do but they’re in shape people who eat too much, you can tell the difference between that and being fat fat like Pat, who hasn’t got an ounce of muscle mass.

 

[SensibleKeks]

The missed mats/timers Rick is claiming are photoshopped come directly from the marathon website.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The missed mats/timers Rick is claiming are photoshopped come directly from the marathon website.

I have always linked everything since back in the reddit days. Some of the data changed when they stopped contracting with ChronoTrack, which hosts data as well as collecting it. I know them well. Anyway, according to Fatrick all of the data is fake, so is the going to include the organizers of the Brewers Mini-Marathon in the LOLsuit? They’re in Wisconsin, so technically he has more venue merit suing them than any of us.

Or he could sue himself for eating too much junk food and sitting on his lazy ass for the last ten years. Just a thought.

 

[NoBacon]

I have always linked everything since back in the reddit days. Some of the data changed when they stopped contracting with ChronoTrack, which hosts data as well as collecting it. I know them well. Anyway, according to Fatrick all of the data is fake, so is the going to include the organizers of the Brewers Mini-Marathon in the LOLsuit? They’re in Wisconsin, so technically he has more venue merit suing them than any of us.

Or he could sue himself for eating too much junk food and sitting on his lazy ass for the last ten years. Just a thought.

I’m pretty sure anyone else at random had about 5 times as many pictures as he had, at different stages of the course. He has a lot less, and they’re all at the start and finish. How does he explain that?

 

[based and white pilled]

He doesn't care, thats why he spent most of the last call talking about it.

-Patisveryfat

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’m pretty sure anyone else at random had about 5 times as many pictures as he had, at different stages of the course. He has a lot less, and they’re all at the start and finish. How does he explain that?

You are correct, it’s more like 3x the number of pics but the only explanation is that he wasn’t on course. It’s not like the photogs would miss such a huge target.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hey Pat, if Carol was wrong and you didn't cheat, why did you stop running mini marathons and posting running selfies and talking about PBs?

He started in the first third of the runners and finished in the back of the pack. What “knot of runners” did he run around?

Only knots Pat deals with are garlic knots. Fat fuck.

 

[Username]

I’m pretty sure anyone else at random had about 5 times as many pictures as he had, at different stages of the course. He has a lot less, and they’re all at the start and finish. How does he explain that?

I can explain the lack of photos. No photographer wanted to take a picture of a disgusting sweating blob. He definitely cheated though.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I can explain the lack of photos. No photographer wanted to take a picture of a disgusting sweating blob. He definitely cheated though.

Makes sense

 

[Tortfeasor]

"because I finish what I start"

How's that home gym coming along.

The only thing he's ever successfully completed is a 40' long hoagie