Patrick claims to be WELL UNDER 250lbs

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Why photoshop he’s fat as is

 

[NoBacon]

Why photoshop he’s fat as is

 

[Brooke Shields]

what do you do to photoshop it like that?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

what do you do to photoshop it like that?

Control + Alt + Delete. I thought you REDDITARDS were good with computers

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hahaha “Im totally not 350 pounds for the record” completely unprovoked

Yup, just a regular straight white male under 250lbs, just bringing it up for no reason cuz it's totally true. No insecurities here, just a fit hetero man.

 

[NoBacon]

what do you do to photoshop it like that?

 

[peckafacce]

Jokes aside, I'd say he's honestly 245 pounds at this point.

If he's not 260-280 ill eat my hat.

 

[Phish]

@Juschippinyababe says hes a personal trainer. What can you tell us about the health of the subject of this picture?

 

[guest]

Jokes aside, I'd say he's honestly 245 pounds at this point.

No chance in hell. I’d say he was probably 260-265 back in December and he sure as shit hasn’t lost weight since then.

 

[DanFielding]

Yes he is under 250. He’s also a successful author, a conservative, happily married to an attractive woman, and cares about his daughter’s welfare.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Yes he is under 250. He’s also a successful author, a conservative, happily married to an attractive woman, and cares about his daughter’s welfare.

And he was buried in strange after his divorce

 

[guest]

And he was buried in strange after his divorce

He also had a big line of people waiting to get signed books at Worldcon, the biggest sci-fi con of the year.

 

[DominusOdium]

Haven't gained a pound and haven't gone even a little bit grey, stlaker.

 

[Chive Turkey]

No chance in hell. I’d say he was probably 260-265 back in December and he sure as shit hasn’t lost weight since then.

It really depends on how tall he is. If he's exaggerating his height then the lower estimates make more sense.

He's either of average height and significantly overweight, or freakishly short and still pretty fucking fat.

Crazy how much his head swole up. Every time there is a new pic its a bit bigger.

It's classic beer bloat. All the fat goes to the face and gut.

It took Lady Di and AntH about 20 years of sustained alcoholism to transform into unrecognizable fatheaded ghouls, and Rick's managed to do it in less than 10. It's shocking how much he's ballooned since the Lappening.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

He's so fat, at first glance I thought he was drinking a whole egg yolk. Hideous butter golem.

 

[peckafacce]

what do you do to photoshop it like that?

Liquify then bloat maybe

 

[guest]

Why photoshop he’s fat as is

 

[guest]

It really depends on how tall he is. If he's exaggerating his height then the lower estimates make more sense.

He's either of average height and significantly overweight, or freakishly short and still pretty fucking fat.


It's classic beer bloat. All the fat goes to the face and gut.

It took Lady Di and AntH about 20 years of sustained alcoholism to transform into unrecognizable fatheaded ghouls, and Rick's managed to do it in less than 10. It's shocking how much he's ballooned since the Lappening.

he's probably not much shorter than he says he is. 5'10 - 6'0 or so. Andrew's description of him walking with a buttplug in are spot on

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

BDA saying that pat was indeed the vandal was breaking news.

 

[A House Nigger]

Pat is under 250 and I make the highest quality content on here