Patrick claims to be WELL UNDER 250lbs

[Brooke Shields]

That means, from this point of a 225lbs

to this point years later

is not a difference of 25lbs


and of course this is all taking Patrick's word for it, as if he weighs himself regularly AND doesn't lie about his weight

 

[captain_kamala]

that scale is literally there for photo opportunities and mr selfie declined to take a photo on it. interesting.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The fact that he went to the Heart Attack Grill in the first place is proof enough that he's a fat fuck.

You know, besides all the pictures.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Maybe on the Moon

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The only noticeable similarity between those pics is that Rick's arms haven't gained any size. Even his legs haven't thickened up. All that fat is stored in his belly, tits, and head.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The only noticeable similarity between those pics is that Rick's arms haven't gained any size. Even his legs haven't thickened up. All that fat is stored in his belly, tits, and head.

The true alcoholic's body. This man won't live another 10 years without serious lifestyle changes.

 

[Udders]

 

[SFWA liaison]

Imagine publicly boasting that your BMI is well under 34, like nigga even if it were true (it isn't) the fact that it needs articulating is embarrassing and cause for concern.

guys my HIV tests came back, the virus count is well below that of an subsaharan african prostitute!

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Hahaha “Im totally not 350 pounds for the record” completely unprovoked

 

[DominusOdium]

Jesus he's fat. And gay. But especially fat.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The true alcoholic's body. This man won't live another 10 years without serious lifestyle changes.

He makes Oliver Reed look like Jack Lalanne.

 

[guest]

Not so

 

[Will Tate]

Suck in that gut all you want, you gaseous hog, we all saw the baton-twirling video.

 

[AntSucks]

He's at least 30% lard.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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He looks twenty pounds fatter than his last batch of embarrassing pictures. But we're not winning.

 

[Jenna]

Fast forward to any spot after 18:00 in the video to see what a type of gluttonous hellhole this place is.

Patrick (who is not fat, stlaker) decided to pay a visit to the fattest restaurant in America to gorge himself on fatty foods, so he could make a vague tweet about how he's well under 250 lbs.

Oh my god, please tell me he took a picture of whatever he ordered.

 

[guest]

Jokes aside, I'd say he's honestly 245 pounds at this point.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jokes aside, I'd say he's honestly 245 pounds at this point.

I think you’re right, he has zero muscle since he’s only gotten bigger in the middle (belly and head) while his arms and legs stay twigs. Funny how he claims to be this big gym guy yet he went from being skinny fat to fat fat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The true alcoholic's body. This man won't live another 10 years without serious lifestyle changes.

Don’t forget he “needed the protein” after a workout that was shit meat tacos and cheese. Looks like it didn’t work, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Crazy how much his head swole up. Every time there is a new pic its a bit bigger.