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Patrick claims that NAMBLA is conspiring to attack the SFWA (seriously)

Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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god bless. my sons keep trying to teach me how to throw a football but i can't get it down.
Try holding the football down further from the stitches. If your sons are showing you how to grab it basically by the center and your hands are too small, no bueno. You won't be playing in the NFL with the alternate form but you should be able to start throwing short passes better.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Try holding the football down further from the stitches. If your sons are showing you how to grab it basically by the center and your hands are too small, no bueno. You won't be playing in the NFL with the alternate form but you should be able to start throwing short passes better.
If Doug flutie made it....and Vinny Fucking Testaverde
 

Jizz

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How much of a dose? Can you link me to whatever specific product you take? Thanks!!
i put a couple table spoons into about 12 ounce of water and chug it. I bought the orange metamucil flavor first but the flavoring isn't really needed since you have to chug it quick before the liquid starts to thicken, So now I just get this unflavored stuff

 

Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
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You'll be glad to hear this old man agrees with you

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Oatmeal is probably pedo code.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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i put a couple table spoons into about 12 ounce of water and chug it. I bought the orange metamucil flavor first but the flavoring isn't really needed since you have to chug it quick before the liquid starts to thicken, So now I just get this unflavored stuff

Thx brotherman just ordered. Take it before bed?
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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How horrible would it be for a mother to walk in on her husband assfucking her son. Especially if it's an only child, that has to make it worse.

It's one thing if your son is little and doesn't know better, but imagine your pride and joy coming home from his first year of college, he found a nice girlfriend named Lianne who lives in Michigan, and THEN you walk in on hubby fucking his 19-year-old asshole. Your husband didn't have the hots for your son until he became a muscular college hunk.
 

BudDickman

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How horrible would it be for a mother to walk in on her husband assfucking her son. Especially if it's an only child, that has to make it worse.

It's one thing if your son is little and doesn't know better, but imagine your pride and joy coming home from his first year of college, he found a nice girlfriend named Lianne who lives in Michigan, and THEN you walk in on hubby fucking his 19-year-old asshole. Your husband didn't have the hots for your son until he became a muscular college hunk.
Your obsession with homosexual incest is very telling.
 
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guest

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wassat?



What technicality is he arguing here?
That he isn't technically a member?
Why is he responding to this texts?
Why?
Why not block the number?
I was on the ground floor with Patrick 4 years ago. I was one of the first Pests to call him "Pig." I'm as well-versed in Fatrick lore as anyone here. And yet, to this day, his autism and sheer idiocy still make my fucking head spin.
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