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Patrick accidentally exposes himself as a sith lord

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There’s a middle aged retarded man - sorry, slow adult that lives near me. He walks around a lot (probably not allowed to drive) and every time I see him walking around he’s either wearing a Star Wars or Marvel T-shirt. Always reminded me of Rick and how he is seen to others in his neighborhood, a middle aged retarded man.
Is he literally retarded or some failure to launch idiot that never transitioned to adulthood?
 
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Jenna

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Eh Star Trek has always been kinda woke, but in a positive way. First show to have Kirk making out with aliens and black chicks to kind of hint that interracial relationships are okay, even if you have to start with a white main character banging alien babes.

Then you'd have Worf from TNG, the Ferengi from Deep Space Nine, and the hot Borg chick from Voyager. Three characters that are known for being hostile alien races that you'd consider the "enemy" of humans, but get them into Starfleet and give them a uniform, they can be pretty loyal.

It's just that Star Trek envisioned the positive aspects of wokedom, don't be afraid to befriend or fuck someone different from you. They didn't have Riker trying to get crew members fired for not using his preferred neopronouns.
 
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Eh Star Trek has always been kinda woke, but in a positive way. First show to have Kirk making out with aliens and black chicks to kind of hint that interracial relationships are okay, even if you have to start with a white main character banging alien babes.

Then you'd have Worf from TNG, the Ferengi from Deep Space Nine, and the hot Borg chick from Voyager. Three characters that are known for being hostile alien races that you'd consider the "enemy" of humans, but get them into Starfleet and give them a uniform, they can be pretty loyal.

It's just that Star Trek envisioned the positive aspects of wokedom, don't be afraid to befriend or fuck someone different from you. They didn't have Riker trying to get crew members fired for not using his preferred neopronouns.
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Then you'd have Worf from TNG, the Ferengi from Deep Space Nine, and the hot Borg chick from Voyager. Three characters that are known for being hostile alien races that you'd consider the "enemy" of humans, but get them into Starfleet and give them a uniform, they can be pretty loyal.

Klingons are also known for being black, pretty much, and the Ferengi are obviously Jews
 

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Klingons are also known for being black, pretty much, and the Ferengi are obviously Jews
My girl is all about the sci fi shit. Caught her watching a scene in star trek where this dude with huge ears and a big nose was arguing about the price of gold and I laughed so fucking hard for so fucking long that some jew wrote a story about space jews being jews.
 
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Eh Star Trek has always been kinda woke, but in a positive way. First show to have Kirk making out with aliens and black chicks to kind of hint that interracial relationships are okay, even if you have to start with a white main character banging alien babes.

Then you'd have Worf from TNG, the Ferengi from Deep Space Nine, and the hot Borg chick from Voyager. Three characters that are known for being hostile alien races that you'd consider the "enemy" of humans, but get them into Starfleet and give them a uniform, they can be pretty loyal.

It's just that Star Trek envisioned the positive aspects of wokedom, don't be afraid to befriend or fuck someone different from you. They didn't have Riker trying to get crew members fired for not using his preferred neopronouns.
"Status report, Mr. Data."

"...excuse me?"

"Ugh...status report, Ms. Datette."
 

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Is he literally retarded or some failure to launch idiot that never transitioned to adulthood?
A little from column A, a little from column B. : TheSimpsons

More like "all of column A and column B with some from column C", where column C is "he's quite fat"
 

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Who is that show for?
If the show was a big hit I'd say it was for Disney manchildren but having watched a few of the most recent Picard it's 100% a vehicle for stroking Patrick Stewart's thespian ego. I think he's a very old school Shakespeare actor and probably insisted that he'd only take part if he got to show his "range". It's literally the gayest thing ever.
 

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I'm assuming Pat's talking about the Terran Empire in Star Trek and not the Empire in Star Wars. From what I understand the Terran Empire is in a parallel universe where everyone is a Nazi, so I'd guess the modern faggy writers have been leaning heavily into that in the new shows.

I only get my information from watching RLM reviews so that's the extent of everything I know.
 

Feltch My Ass

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He's such a fake ass fan of things. He tries to extract deeper meanings from content he doesn't understand in the first place.

What does star wars say about this? Oh, the exact opposite of course.

"Only a sith deals in absolutes. All or nothing. And only someone who respects nuance and thoughtful consideration of, well, anything would never throw down such a dangerous gauntlet" - a line someone who watched the movies would know

Fake ass faggot, how could you fuck up star wars lore this badly and call yourself a geek?

You just exposed yourself as a Gay Lord
 
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