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Patreeky and ShutYourCakeHorn are twin brothers lol

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Never say Never!

quoting a good potential fagliance future female obsession, Gwen Stefani
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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12,798
you faggots need to get jobs

my bitch gf took the chicken breast out of the brine too early and im so pissed i cant stand it

its such a cunty thing to do, told her please just wait till 4:50, eat the rest of my burger if your really hungry, its only 30 mins

but no, i go to drop something off, come back and i smell a poorly brined chicken breast cooking

i legit prepared everything and was gonna tenderize it before she threw it on the pan

i told her im not eating it

dry ass flavorless chicken, put more siracha on it
babe, thatll help

get some real problems like me
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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you faggots need to get jobs

my bitch gf took the chicken breast out of the brine too early and im so pissed i cant stand it

its such a cunty thing to do, told her please just wait till 4:50, eat the rest of my burger if your really hungry, its only 30 mins

but no, i go to drop something off, come back and i smell a poorly brined chicken breast cooking

i legit prepared everything and was gonna tenderize it before she threw it on the pan

i told her im not eating it

dry ass flavorless chicken, put more siracha on it
babe, thatll help

get some real problems like me
Maybe if you didn't call her a bitch on the internet she wouldn't act out in passive aggressive ways.


















Just kidding she sounds like a bitch.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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you faggots need to get jobs

my bitch gf took the chicken breast out of the brine too early and im so pissed i cant stand it

its such a cunty thing to do, told her please just wait till 4:50, eat the rest of my burger if your really hungry, its only 30 mins

but no, i go to drop something off, come back and i smell a poorly brined chicken breast cooking

i legit prepared everything and was gonna tenderize it before she threw it on the pan

i told her im not eating it

dry ass flavorless chicken, put more siracha on it
babe, thatll help

get some real problems like me
she did it just to be a fucking bitch too. Makes me sick.
 
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