Pathetic Steven Colbert has to lie about his ranking on twitter

[Meownaw]

To be fair I'm sure it always said that and whoever runs the account is too lazy to update it. Just playing devil's advocate.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

To be fair I'm sure it always said that and whoever runs the account is too lazy to update it. Just playing devil's advocate.

They’re going off by who is number 1 on network ratings, they don’t see anyone outside of the big 3 and Greg is on cable so they act like it doesn’t count.

 

[SpaceEdge]

I have the #1 biggest penis inside the underwear I'm wearing

 

[Dennyislife]

Never understood the American culture of watching TV late at night. Go to bed.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I never found him or Jon Jewert remotely funny in the 2000's. IMO those faggots killed comedy. Ever since the daily show all "comedy" has been smug, uptight, "I went to college, I'm smarter than you", gotcha moments. It was sorta "funny" for a short while, not really, but different at the time, but has stuck around for like 15 years plus.

''poor White people are racist'' ,child

 

[HomeRunCumia]

You know how much it makes him seethe to lose to a conservative show. I used to not really have a problem with Colbert, but he's become such a fag since taking over the late show he's almost as bad as Trevor Noah.

No he's worse than Trevor Noah because Noah actually questioned some of the vaxx shit at one point. Colbert did a song and dance promoting it.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This was one of the gayest things I've ever seen. Sound more upset faggot

This is a faggot who genuinely believes Biden got the most votes ever

 

[Meownaw]

''poor white people are racist'' ,child

Fixed it

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Exactly. Most people can't grasp this concept because they project their way of thinking onto other groups. We work to pay bills, provide for our families and have comfortable lives. These evil creeps have bigger plans. The most blatant example is Toys R Us giving money to Planned Parenthood. Why would a company pay to eliminate its target demographic? It would be like Colonel Sanders running the Tuskegee experiments.

Looked the toys r us thing and the first result was some gay " these people Actually think toys r us went bankrupt because they donated to planned Parenthood" bull shit article totally missing the point that they were absolutely working against their own interests which makes no sense for a supposedly profit centered organization

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He’s not number 1 but they are doing some technicality shit

he doesn't say '#1' in what regard, it's obvious what he's implying but could be referring to any metric

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

he doesn't say '#1' in what regard, it's obvious what he's implying but could be referring to any metric

Exactly, it’s Number 1* and some very specific metric in small print. I’ve seen some movie ads REALLY stretch it to make it sound like they’re the number one movie in America, I remember once even “it’s the number one Action - Comedy in America*!” When it was number 3 total but 1 and 2 were a family movie and a horror.

 

[SpaceEdge]

He says #1 show in late night.

That's a specific category in the nielson ratings and he ain't got it.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

1-3 million viewers? Pathetic shit. Pretty sure Daily Show used to get a million on a cable channel that is not even on every cable provider. These nutsacks are irrelevant.

They were all focused on viral shit for awhile for jewtube views for awhile. Did the fat queer retire already? That carpool karaoke was popular, Fallon was doing music shit with Paul Rudd. These things would get tons more views than their actual shows but I haven't ran into any of that shit forever.

Just put a bullet in all their heads and call it a day.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Colbert, Gutfeld, Fallon, Kimmel.

He's #1 alphabetically!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Looked the toys r us thing and the first result was some gay " these people Actually think toys r us went bankrupt because they donated to planned Parenthood" bull shit article totally missing the point that they were absolutely working against their own interests which makes no sense for a supposedly profit centered organization

Or the majority of kids that are aborted would have been poor and not be bought that many toys. So they’re probably just pandering to libs who already have kids.