Pathetic Pat pretends to be Left Handed

[TorqueWheeler]

No, you're meant to wear your watch on your left hand either way.

When I was a kid I wore my watch on my right hand as most left handed people tend to do but when I got older I realized wearing it on your right wrist puts the crown on the inside and is just inconvenient to do things like correct the date so I switched.

it’s not unusual for lefty’s to do certain things righty though. Your parents assume you’ll be right handed so they start teaching you that way until it becomes apparent. Lefty’s are “supposed” to eat holding a knife in their left hand and a fork in their right but I can’t even imagine doing that. I also drink with my right if I’m eating but with my left if I’m not.

Pat is very fat and stupid and I wouldn’t be surprised if he had decided to be a lefty to make himself special growing in his hillbilly retard town but it’s not that weird to use both hands.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Lefty’s are “supposed” to eat holding a knife in their left hand and a fork in their right but I can’t even imagine doing that.

This is only because American socialites are retarded and supposedly "proper" eating is to cut with your dominant hand, then switch the fork over. Not a single person I know who isn't some goddamn rich cunt does this.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

it’s not unusual for lefty’s to do certain things righty though. Your parents assume you’ll be right handed so they start teaching you that way until it becomes apparent. Lefty’s are “supposed” to eat holding a knife in their left hand and a fork in their right but I can’t even imagine doing that. I also drink with my right if I’m eating but with my left if I’m not.

I was taught that the etiquette for serving people drinks at a table is to serve to their right, so the drink is supposed to be on the right.

Usually kids who break their dominant arm or hand growing up learn how to write with the other. I do remember hearing that people who are naturally ambidextrous are usually dyslexic. I wonder if there's truth to that.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I draw and swing a hammer left handed. But write and throw right handed.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

swing a hammer

 

[guest]

This is only because American socialites are retarded and supposedly "proper" eating is to cut with your dominant hand, then switch the fork over. Not a single person I know who isn't some goddamn rich cunt does this.

Funnily enough eating like that in British polite society would make you look like an ill-mannered pleb.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One of my best friends writes with his left but his dominant hand is his right. I used to be in a band with another guy who wrote with his left and played guitar and drums right handed, said he jerked off with his right. I think people like that just put the pencil in their wrong hand the first time they tried to write. Like, I shoot left in hockey and that's the only thing I do lefty. I'm pretty sure I do it that way because adults took a little kid who doesn't know anything's word that a left handed stick was more comfortable to me when I actually didn't know. Like they probably had me hold a right handed stick and then a left handed stick and then said asked which one I liked better. I probably just said "this one" either because it was the one I was currently holding or because it had cooler graphics on it.

But yeah, you're right. Pat's just fishing for attention any way he can and mistakes being weird for being interesting.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Anyone else a righty but jerks off with their left hand?

Me. Nice to know I’m not alone!

 

[fricklefrackle]

Felony hand stalking. This only gets worse for you.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Unfortunately my hammer isn’t as big as Jon’s.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

One of my best friends writes with his left but his dominant hand is his right. I used to be in a band with another guy who wrote with his left and played guitar and drums right handed, said he jerked off with his right. I think people like that just put the pencil in their wrong hand the first time they tried to write. Like, I shoot left in hockey and that's the only thing I do lefty. I'm pretty sure I do it that way because adults took a little kid who doesn't know anything's word that a left handed stick was more comfortable to me when I actually didn't know. Like they probably had me hold a right handed stick and then a left handed stick and then said asked which one I liked better. I probably just said "this one" either because it was the one I was currently holding or because it had cooler graphics on it.

But yeah, you're right. Pat's just fishing for attention any way he can and mistakes being weird for being interesting.

I Shoot right handed in hockey, but as goaltender I prefer to wear the trapper on my right instead of left. I can shoot either hand in Lacrosse and bat switch in baseball. I shoot golf right handed

 

[TorqueWheeler]

One of my best friends writes with his left but his dominant hand is his right. I used to be in a band with another guy who wrote with his left and played guitar and drums right handed, said he jerked off with his right. I think people like that just put the pencil in their wrong hand the first time they tried to write. Like, I shoot left in hockey and that's the only thing I do lefty. I'm pretty sure I do it that way because adults took a little kid who doesn't know anything's word that a left handed stick was more comfortable to me when I actually didn't know. Like they probably had me hold a right handed stick and then a left handed stick and then said asked which one I liked better. I probably just said "this one" either because it was the one I was currently holding or because it had cooler graphics on it.

But yeah, you're right. Pat's just fishing for attention any way he can and mistakes being weird for being interesting.

A lot of famous guitarists are lefty's who play right handed. Mark Knopfler, Bob Dylan, Billy Corgan, Duane Allman, Gary Moore, Joe Perry, Robert Fripp... Reason being back in the day it was all but impossible to find a decent left handed guitar. I play guitar to a high enough level I used to make a good living with it and have always played left handed because my dad (a righty who is an excellent classical guitarist) said I should. Wish he didn’t because it was a motherfucker finding guitars when I didn’t have a ton of cash to throw around.

The one really weirdly right handed thing I do is boxing. I can box south paw fine but I feel more comfortable throwing a jab with my left and putting all my power behind the right. No idea why. Still prefer to kick with my left though. As a kid I used to skateboard regular too despite being predominantly left footed.

Look at us cyberstalking supernazis having regular conversation like a bunch of fags. Who wants to burn down Pat’s house tonight??

 

[Phish]

Anyone else a righty but jerks off with their left hand?

I thought i was the only one. It just fits better.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Coffee mug placed on the right. Fat faggot eats on his cabinets cause he can't wait to move it to the dining table

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

look more right handed selfies

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1473717250486063108

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

This motherfucker got the shot into his left arm. The shot that basically renders your whole arm useless.

I don't even think he forces himself to write with his left hand. He literally just pretends on the internet.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Funnily enough eating like that in British polite society would make you look like an ill-mannered pleb.

I do the two handed eating thing because I saw someone do it in Germany. Now when I eat here people look at me like I’m crazy and I look at them like they’re rubes.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Napkin of utensils is on the right side. I'm always going to shift mine to the left