Pathetic Pat pretends to be Left Handed

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

In every picture of him holding a book, he's using his right hand. I can't find the naked plant picture but I know he's doing it there as well.

The mirror selfie shows a reflection of him taking the photo with his right hand.

Microphone during standup sets

Remember this podcast? Look where he chooses to keep his drinking glass.



Conclusion: This faggot saw actual left handed kids get 15 seconds of extra attention in elementary school and forced himself to use his left hand to write so he could pretend to be special. As an actual left handed person, I hope he dies.

We need more analysis into this

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I just noticed HE WEARS HIS WATCH ON HIS LEFT HAND.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I just noticed HE WEARS HIS WATCH ON HIS LEFT HAND.

I'm a lefty but I also wear my watch on my left hand, but it's mostly because I'm retarded.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I'm a lefty but I also wear my watch on my left hand, but it's mostly because I'm retarded.

A normal person fastens the clasp with their dominant hand

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm a lefty but I also wear my watch on my left hand, but it's mostly because I'm retarded.

A normal person fastens the clasp with their dominant hand

No, you're meant to wear your watch on your left hand either way.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This Mystery has one outcome I think we hope for: https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2149f414-1b21-4da5-b27f-f3e7d45f0d05

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t care one way or the other but it’s such a pathetic to lie about that I am praying that it’s true.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The phones in his left hand dummy. There’s also people who write with their left hand and use their right hand for other shit.

Edit: I was wrong. It is in his right. I’m not a faggot who takes “selfies” every hour.

 

[guest]

As a genuine Southpaw, this grinds my gears more than his successful author LARP.

 

[guest]

I always thought he was pretending to be left handed to be special. But then again, somethings seriously wrong with him so.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Flicks off with his left hand, meaning he's holding the phone and taking the picture with his more stable right hand

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Holds ice cream cone with right hand, Next picture takes the selfie with his right hand

Costa Rican bull treated us to ice cream cones after he creampied Niki 🐂🍨🍦💦

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[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

At some point in his late 30's he read somewhere that lefties were smarter and more creative. Under the assumption that everyone else saw that study too he promptly assumed a new dominant hand, but in his typical lazy fashion he gave up after a week.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At some point in his late 30's he read somewhere that lefties were smarter and more creative. Under the assumption that everyone else saw that study too he promptly assumed a new dominant hand, but in his typical lazy fashion he gave up after a week.

Probably the same reason he bought a green car because they said " Smart people drive green cars." in some study back in the 80s.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Probably the same reason he bought a green car because they said " Smart people drive green cars." in some study back in the 80s.

I had to do some verbal report in social studies during elementary school and the article i was given just kept on saying green things were better for the environment.
I ended up retardedly being corrected that the things weren't literally green.

I was 10 or so, so Patrick could have definitely thought this same thing

 

[fusciasomething]

Flicks off with his left hand, meaning he's holding the phone and taking the picture with his more stable right hand

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4 people retweeted Rick giving a building the middle finger. Twitter retards

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You guys are fighting the wrong battle here. Fat Pat isn’t a rightie or a leftie.

He’s hambedextrious.

 

[Stent]

I'm right handed and use my phone in either hand because I'm not retarded. Dominant hand doesn't make the other one functionally useless for holding things.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Anyone else a righty but jerks off with their left hand?